{"id":10216,"date":"2016-11-06T22:09:29","date_gmt":"2016-11-06T22:09:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10216"},"modified":"2017-12-11T21:18:45","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T21:18:45","slug":"clips-week-ending-06-11-2016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/clips-week-ending-06-11-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Clips Of The Week Ending 06-11-2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This week we&#8217;ve had Dutch football legends turned to DJ&#8217;ing, and talking of DJ&#8217;ing, one of our favourite casters tells us about a new career. We also get a brilliant free tip for anybody wanting to have their child baptised, a sad story of life on the streets, and some very dodgy drink spiking.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><b>SexyChris Spikes Gollum:<\/b><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/MpBghzTZf14\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Just what was that that Chris put in his drink?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Some kind of Strawberry looking Chilli flavoured Viagra?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Ruud Gullet Joins Ivlog?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10219\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Ruud-Gullet-on-Ivlog.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"632\" height=\"352\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Ruud-Gullet-on-Ivlog.png 632w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Ruud-Gullet-on-Ivlog-420x234.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 632px) 100vw, 632px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10220\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Ruud-Gullet.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10220 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Ruud-Gullet.jpg\" alt=\"ruud-gullet\" width=\"225\" height=\"225\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Adambro Decides To Move In To The DJ&#8217;ing Trade:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I could of sworn he already said he was a DJ?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Obviously we misheard, because Adam never speaks anything but the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth&#8230;right?<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qQYkzxL1xkw\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; 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Times<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It&#8217;s true what they say, you can love many a Woman, but you are only ever\u00a0<strong>in love<\/strong> once in your lifetime.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/DgVoQJtDPI8\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But on a more serious note, Cam was telling us how he survives these days, and anybody with an ounce of humanity in them couldn&#8217;t help but feel for the guy.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/NpS8EvQtIo4\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>And finally, to those of you out there who are new parents and are worried about all the stress of organising your child&#8217;s Christening, here&#8217;s a brilliant piece of advice from non other than Anita, on how to Baptise your child, or even yourself, the easy, less stressful way.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10217\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/Iradiancesalvation-i-baptised-myself-in-the-shower.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"338\" height=\"251\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>There you go folks. Turn the shower on, set to a luke warm heating, put baby or yourself under the shower head, say a few lines from the Bible and hey presto, you are cleansed of all\u00a0<del>evil<\/del> odours and come out smelling of roses (should you wish to use shower gel that is)<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Genius!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So until next time, take care, be safe, and no matter how bad life seems, remember, there really is somebody out there worse off than you \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10128 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-744x95.png\" alt=\"janice-broke-the-blog\" width=\"744\" height=\"95\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-744x95.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-420x53.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-768x98.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-1200x153.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week we&#8217;ve had Dutch football legends turned to DJ&#8217;ing, and talking of DJ&#8217;ing, one of our favourite casters tells us about a new career. 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