{"id":10276,"date":"2016-11-14T21:48:42","date_gmt":"2016-11-14T21:48:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10276"},"modified":"2016-11-14T22:20:26","modified_gmt":"2016-11-14T22:20:26","slug":"adambro-girlfriends-dont-like-oral","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/adambro-girlfriends-dont-like-oral\/","title":{"rendered":"AdamBro: My Girlfriends Don&#8217;t Like Oral"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is never a dull moment in the life of Adam. From hand rearing baby Tigers to being kidnapped and raped by obsessive ex&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>But after the usual male testosterone induced &#8220;my c*ck is bigger than your c*ck bragging, the conversation turned to what is probably the strangest thing i&#8217;ve ever heard, even for Adam!<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/uMtVovLPADs\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve been thinking about this all day, because i was trying to think of just 1 woman i have been with in the past, that didn&#8217;t like receiving oral sex?<\/p>\n<p>Giving it, yes!<\/p>\n<p>Receiving it??????<\/p>\n<p>So i&#8217;ve come to two conclusions.<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>All his ex girlfriends were dirty skanks who&#8217;s loveboat stank like a busy Saturday morning fish market;<\/li>\n<li>\u00a0Adam&#8217;s ex&#8217;s were in fact pre-op Transgenders and didn&#8217;t want to give the game away.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Either way, if i ever came across a woman who didn&#8217;t want me to go down on her, i would be worrying straight away dude!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10128 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-744x95.png\" alt=\"janice-broke-the-blog\" width=\"744\" height=\"95\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-744x95.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-420x53.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-768x98.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/Janice-broke-the-blog-1200x153.png 1200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is never a dull moment in the life of Adam. From hand rearing baby Tigers to being kidnapped and raped by obsessive ex&#8217;s. But after the usual male testosterone induced &#8220;my c*ck is bigger than your c*ck bragging, the conversation turned to what is probably the strangest thing i&#8217;ve ever heard, even for Adam!&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10279,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[971,2706,2707,1751],"class_list":["post-10276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-adambro","tag-ex-girlfriends","tag-oral-sex","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10276"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10276\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10279"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}