{"id":10428,"date":"2016-11-22T12:42:31","date_gmt":"2016-11-22T12:42:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10428"},"modified":"2016-11-22T12:42:31","modified_gmt":"2016-11-22T12:42:31","slug":"little-piggy-got-butthurt-mad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/little-piggy-got-butthurt-mad\/","title":{"rendered":"This Little Piggy Got All Butthurt And Mad"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It seems being un-modded in a casting channel is enough to try and destroy a persons real life. Well, at least if you are morbidly obese, as ugly as sin, have ginger hair, have a disabled son through using hard drugs while pregnant, and are called Theresa Martinez.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10429 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-2.png\" alt=\"ms-i-will-grass-on-jackielee-2\" width=\"737\" height=\"426\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-2.png 737w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-2-420x243.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10430 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-jACKIELEE-3-744x179.png\" alt=\"ms-i-will-grass-on-jackielee-3\" width=\"744\" height=\"179\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-jACKIELEE-3-744x179.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-jACKIELEE-3-420x101.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-jACKIELEE-3-768x185.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-jACKIELEE-3.png 1165w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-10431 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-4.png\" alt=\"ms-i-will-grass-on-jackielee-4\" width=\"688\" height=\"362\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-4.png 688w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-4-420x221.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 688px) 100vw, 688px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-10432 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-5-744x417.png\" alt=\"ms-i-will-grass-on-jackielee-5\" width=\"744\" height=\"417\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-5-744x417.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-5-420x235.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-5-768x430.png 768w, 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https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/MS-I-WILL-GRASS-ON-JACKIELEE-8-420x297.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 692px) 100vw, 692px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So, this rancid looking thing is threatening to ruin Jackielee&#8217;s career and personal life.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">All because she was un-modded?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">What a big fat sensitive lump of lard!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" 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Well, at least if you are morbidly obese, as ugly as sin, have ginger hair, have a disabled son through using hard drugs while pregnant, and are called Theresa Martinez. &nbsp; So, this rancid looking thing is&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10436,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2720,986,2722,2396,1761,2721,2049,2723],"class_list":["post-10428","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-fatso","tag-florida","tag-ginger","tag-jackielee","tag-michellestacy","tag-morbidly-obese","tag-theresa-martinez","tag-transgender"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10428","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10428"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10428\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10436"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10428"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10428"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10428"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}