{"id":10505,"date":"2016-11-26T23:05:44","date_gmt":"2016-11-26T23:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10505"},"modified":"2017-12-11T20:36:23","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T20:36:23","slug":"fake-djsystems-cast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2016\/11\/fake-djsystems-cast\/","title":{"rendered":"The Fake DJSystems Cast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s usually the female casters that tend to put up fake pictures to make themselves look sexier. But that didn&#8217;t stop DJSystems from trying to look like God&#8217;s gift to women.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LvBlO2NDs1Q\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>If he had just stopped the video at head height, he might of been able to pull it off. But by letting it run, only the most naive of women would believe that a guy who works out like that would spend so much time on Ivlog and Skype calls with MeNellie and Welshguy, no offence lads.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s usually the female casters that tend to put up fake pictures to make themselves look sexier. But that didn&#8217;t stop DJSystems from trying to look like God&#8217;s gift to women. &nbsp; \ufeff &nbsp; If he had just stopped the video at head height, he might of been able to pull it off. But by&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10506,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2725,2724,133,58],"class_list":["post-10505","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-body-builder","tag-djsystems","tag-fake","tag-ivlog"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10505","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10505"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10505\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10506"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10505"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10505"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10505"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}