{"id":10655,"date":"2017-01-15T11:39:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-15T11:39:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10655"},"modified":"2017-01-15T11:39:00","modified_gmt":"2017-01-15T11:39:00","slug":"sexychris-man-legend-eyebrows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/01\/sexychris-man-legend-eyebrows\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: The Man &#8211; The Legend &#8211; The Eyebrows"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever, i&#8217;m lost for words&#8230;.genuinely!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/Wrih6eltfY4\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><br \/>\n&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>But it didn&#8217;t stop at his eyebrows. Oh no, the brutal hacking continued to his thumb&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n\t\t\n\t\t<!-- Begin Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t<div style='max-width:750px'>\n\t\t\t<div class='video-wrapper' style='padding-bottom:73.333333333333%;'>\n\t\t\t\t\n\t<!-- Begin Video.js -->\n\t<video id=\"example_video_id_321738425\" class=\"video-js vjs-default-skin\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" controls preload=\"auto\" data-setup='[]'>\n\t\t<source src=\"https:\/\/cldup.com\/sIYggdE-lt.mp4\" type='video\/mp4' \/>\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t<\/video>\n\t<!-- End Video.js -->\n\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<!-- End Video.js Responsive Wrapper -->\n\t\t\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Press 1 if you would like Chris to be your Paramedic if you had an accident with a chainsaw?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the first time ever, i&#8217;m lost for words&#8230;.genuinely! &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; But it didn&#8217;t stop at his eyebrows. Oh no, the brutal hacking continued to his thumb&#8230;. &nbsp; &nbsp; Press 1 if you would like Chris to be your Paramedic if you had an accident with a chainsaw? &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10656,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2760,1434,558,2762,2761,795],"class_list":["post-10655","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-eyebrows","tag-sexychris","tag-shaved","tag-tape","tag-thumb","tag-twitch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10655","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10655"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10655\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10655"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10655"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10655"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}