{"id":10671,"date":"2017-01-22T16:56:34","date_gmt":"2017-01-22T16:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10671"},"modified":"2017-12-11T18:38:12","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:38:12","slug":"clips-week-ending-22-01-2017","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/01\/clips-week-ending-22-01-2017\/","title":{"rendered":"Clips Of The Week Ending 22-01-2017"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a while since we done one of these, and with over 29 hours of recordings to trawl through this week, i&#8217;ve picked out what i could as quick as i could.<\/p>\n<p>We learn just what kind of conversations happen in Nightclubs between the DJ&#8217;s and the public, we find out why you should always ask a prostitute what size she is before booking, and we learn 10 facts about the King of casting.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and we discover how possibly the end of a certain blogger left one caster inconsolable.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>JessicalovesJesus: Jackielee and Nate the Great Will Go To Hell!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Let&#8217;s start with the latest nutcase to join the asylum, JessicalovesJesus. Listen as she tells us how the Lord will send Jackielee and Nate the Great to hell unless they change their ways and repent to the Lord himself&#8230;<\/p>\n<div class=\"arve\">\n<div class=\"arve-error\"><p><small><abbr title=\"Advanced Responsive Video Embedder\">ARVE<\/abbr> error: The [[arve]] shortcode needs one of this attributes av1mp4, mp4, m4v, webm, ogv, url<\/small><\/p><\/div><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">To be fair, Nate should go to hell, not for his sexuality, but the fact he prayed on and ripped off some of the most vulnerable with his absurd &#8216;card reading&#8217; scam!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Adambro: &#8211; IBS Is A Sh*tty Life<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">A man who never let&#8217;s you down when it comes to entertainment, this week, Adam tells us what kind of conversations take place each week between DJ&#8217;s and guy&#8217;s and girls who are out for a good drink and a dance.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/gZtAGYIZBaU\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Adambro: The Best Cure For Whiplash<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Staying with VL&#8217;s No1 lulzfest, we hear how Billpopper&#8217;s skin is falling off (apparently) how Adam is the internet&#8217;s number one troll, and how to cure whiplash if you are ever unfortunate to be involved in a crash anytime.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/mmTNzkklpb8\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, i can just imagine how banging the sh*t out of your missus would be a great relief for an extremely painful neck and spine \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>10 Interesting Facts About SexyChris:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You couldn&#8217;t have a clips of the week without some Christopher While thrown in.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">And although most of us already knew these, for those of you just getting to know the King, especially those of you from Twitch.tv, here&#8217;s the 10 things you need to know about the self appointed King of Social Casting:<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/q1rkeu72tXo\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Would Chris Make A Great DJ\/Entertainer?<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Putting the recent allegations aside, i think Chris would make a great DJ\/Entertainer for kids parties. 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