{"id":10679,"date":"2017-01-24T09:51:14","date_gmt":"2017-01-24T09:51:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10679"},"modified":"2017-12-11T18:15:48","modified_gmt":"2017-12-11T18:15:48","slug":"sexychris-orders-takeaway-goes-nuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/01\/sexychris-orders-takeaway-goes-nuts\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Orders A Takeaway &#8211;  Goes Nuts!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And there was me thinking Simon (Ryderbak) was Bi-polar, when Chris pops up on Twitch, as drunk as usual, and after ordering a takeaway, suddenly goes nuts&#8230;.<\/p>\n\t\n\t<div class=\"ssvp-wrapper\">\n\t\t<section class=\"ssvpmaximize\" style=\"display:none;background:#DCDCDC;border:1px solid black;padding:4px;\">\n\t\t\tHGT Floating Video Widget\n\t\t\t<button style=\"border: 1px solid black;background-color: #308f30;color: #fff;\" type=\"button\" class=\"ssvp-float-maximize btn btn-secondary\" data-dismiss=\"modal\">Maximize\n\t\t\t<\/button>\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t\t<section class=\"ssvpvideo\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"ssvp-widget-controls\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"ssvp-float-close-div\" style=\"background-color: #308f30; position: absolute;top:1px;right:1px;z-index: 2;display:none;\">\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t<button style=\"font-weight: 800;background-color: #308f30;color: #fff;\" type=\"button\" class=\"ssvp-float-minimize btn btn-secondary\" data-dismiss=\"modal\"><span class=\"ssvp-stretch\">-<\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/button>\n\t\t\t\t\t<button style=\"font-weight: 800;background-color: #308f30;color: #fff;\" type=\"button\" class=\"ssvp-float-close btn btn-secondary\" data-dismiss=\"modal\">X\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/button>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(document).ready(function(){\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvp-float-close\").click(function(){\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvpvideo\").removeClass(\"ssvpaside\");\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tssvp_float_check=false;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tvar ssvp_box_height = jQuery('.ssvp-box').height();\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvp-wrapper').css({'margin-bottom':ssvp_box_height});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvp-float-close-div').removeClass('ssvp-float-close-show');\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvpmaximize').css({'display':'none'});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t});\n\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvp-float-minimize\").click(function(){\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvpvideo\").removeClass(\"ssvpaside\");\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tssvp_float_check=false;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tvar ssvp_box_height = jQuery('.ssvp-box').height();\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvp-wrapper').css({'margin-bottom':ssvp_box_height});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvp-float-close-div').removeClass('ssvp-float-close-show');\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ jQuery(\".ssvpmaximize\").addClass(\"ssvpaside\");\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ jQuery(\".ssvpaside\").css({\"top\":\"none\"});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\/\/ jQuery(\".ssvpaside\").css({\"bottom\":\"50px\"});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvpmaximize\").css({\"position\":\"fixed\",\"bottom\":\"40px\",\"z-index\":\"9999\"});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvpmaximize\").css({\"display\":\"block\"});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t});\n\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvp-float-maximize\").click(function(){\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tssvp_float_check=true;\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(window).scrollTop(jQuery(window).scrollTop()-1);\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\tjQuery(\".ssvpmaximize\").css({\"display\":\"none\"});\n\t\t\t\t\t\t});\n\t\t\t\t\t});\n\t\t\t\t<\/script>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<div class=\"vid-wrap\">\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t \t\t\t\t\n\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<iframe src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/i9vihgPKJ7M?rel=0&autohide=0&showinfo=0&controls=0&\" frameborder=\"0\"  ><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"box ssvp-box\" style=\"width: 100%;background:#ffffff;position: absolute;\">\n\t\t\t\t<div style=\"margin:20px;margin-bottom:30px;\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"font-weight:bold;color: #000000;font-size: 20px;\"><\/span><br\/>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<span style=\"color: #000000;font-size: 14px;\"><\/span>\n\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/section>\n\t<\/div>\n\t<script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\t\tjQuery(document).ready(function(){\n\t\t\tvar ssvp_box_height = jQuery('.ssvp-box').height();\n\t\t\tjQuery('.ssvpvideo').css({'margin-bottom':ssvp_box_height});\n\t\t});\n\t<\/script>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\n\t\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\t.ssvpaside{ right: 2%;\t} .ssvpmaximize{ right: 2%;\t}<\/style>\n\t\t\t\n<p>I don&#8217;t get why he is raging? He obviously ordered some food, you can tell by the way he is standing at the window, waiting. Also the fact he phones them back and asks to speak to the driver, claiming he phoned 3 hours ago.<\/p>\n<p>But the driver just left, after Chris got his food, paid for it, and closed his window.<\/p>\n<p>Is the King losing his mind?<\/p>\n<p>Has the constant stream of alcohol fried his brain?<\/p>\n<p>Whatever the reason, everybody is a retard (according to the king 23\/-1\/2017) so lets all embrace being an egg short of an omelette, and hope Chris enjoyed his food.<\/p>\n<p>Amen!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And there was me thinking Simon (Ryderbak) was Bi-polar, when Chris pops up on Twitch, as drunk as usual, and after ordering a takeaway, suddenly goes nuts&#8230;. &nbsp; I don&#8217;t get why he is raging? He obviously ordered some food, you can tell by the way he is standing at the window, waiting. 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