{"id":10731,"date":"2017-02-11T22:15:50","date_gmt":"2017-02-11T22:15:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=10731"},"modified":"2017-12-10T13:53:01","modified_gmt":"2017-12-10T13:53:01","slug":"sarah62-gets-tired-making-tea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/02\/sarah62-gets-tired-making-tea\/","title":{"rendered":"Sarah62 Gets Tired Out Making Tea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Full credit to the person who sent this in to our Facebook page. 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Now i don&#8217;t like to gossip, as you know \ud83d\ude09 but i reckon Sarah should be more careful lifting all those heavy pans, the poor girl sounds absolutely worn out. 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