{"id":10945,"date":"2017-03-19T00:33:16","date_gmt":"2017-03-19T00:33:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=10945"},"modified":"2017-03-19T00:33:16","modified_gmt":"2017-03-19T00:33:16","slug":"anita-welcome-fellow-nibers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/03\/anita-welcome-fellow-nibers\/","title":{"rendered":"Anita: Welcome My Fellow Nibers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I swear if this woman ever gave up casting, i think it would be time to hang up the UKM boots and call it a day.<\/p>\n<p>But luckily, just when you think you are stuck with hours of somebody sat watching tv, or Chris singing\u00a0<em>Raise me Up<\/em>, along comes Sonchild196returns.<\/p>\n<p>There has been literally hours of lulz from my favourite VL caster this week, and editing it all down into one post would be a nightmare.<\/p>\n<p>But i think my favourite Sonchild clip this week has to be her explanation for David&#8217;s alleged\u00a0<em>hate\u00a0<\/em>for our beloved Anita.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10946\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-David-hates-me-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"287\" height=\"157\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10947\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-David-hates-me-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"286\" height=\"208\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10948\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-David-hates-me-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"282\" height=\"265\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So there you have it, David apparently hates her because she&#8217;s Nigerian (or a co*n as she calls them).<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But wait, Anita&#8217;s not African, is she?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10949\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-Hello-fellow-Nibers-744x55.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"55\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-Hello-fellow-Nibers-744x55.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-Hello-fellow-Nibers-420x31.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-Hello-fellow-Nibers-768x57.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-Hello-fellow-Nibers.png 797w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/2cFqV7U6DQ8\" width=\"700\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Now, we are used to seeing African tribes with huge earlobes, plates inserted in their lips, and their Clitoris&#8217; hacked off.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But what tribal symbol is that, that she has around her neck?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10950\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dogs-collar-2-744x416.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"416\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dogs-collar-2-744x416.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dogs-collar-2-420x235.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dogs-collar-2-768x430.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dogs-collar-2.png 979w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-10952\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dog-collar-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"243\" height=\"106\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dog-collar-3.png 243w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/03\/Anita-wears-dog-collar-3-240x106.png 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 243px) 100vw, 243px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Suppose it&#8217;s less painful than David inserting her best Sunday lunch plate in to her bottom lip!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear if this woman ever gave up casting, i think it would be time to hang up the UKM boots and call it a day. But luckily, just when you think you are stuck with hours of somebody sat watching tv, or Chris singing\u00a0Raise me Up, along comes Sonchild196returns. There has been literally hours&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":10956,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2828,1367,2773,2830,2829,2787,1751],"class_list":["post-10945","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-african","tag-anita","tag-david","tag-nibiru","tag-nigerian","tag-sonchild196returns","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10945","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=10945"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10945\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/10956"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=10945"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=10945"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=10945"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}