{"id":11127,"date":"2017-05-15T23:15:45","date_gmt":"2017-05-15T22:15:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11127"},"modified":"2017-12-09T21:21:50","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T21:21:50","slug":"sexychris-missing-bacon-unwanted-visitors","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/05\/sexychris-missing-bacon-unwanted-visitors\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: Missing Bacon And Unwanted Visitors"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>First off, i have to apologise. No, i didn&#8217;t steal Chris&#8217; bacon, nor was i his unwanted visitor. But, i did have a visitor myself and to say a few gallons of alcohol were consumed would be putting it lightly.<\/p>\n<p>So the fact i pressed record and then left for an hour or so, \u00a0therefore leaving the first video being more of an audio video thanks to Twitch and their &#8216;just f*ckin sign up&#8217; logo, is to be solely blamed on the devil drink.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/217545795\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>But it wasn&#8217;t just his missing bacon that had Chris riled up. Oh no, when the weekly gas service was due (or wasn&#8217;t in this case) Chris decided enough was enough, and he was phoning his way into a meltdown.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/1cDGd4JuDL4\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><br \/>\nI&#8217;ve mentioned this before. Count the time Chris is supposedly crying, and then imagine you being able to be in tears, for that length of time, and never have to wipe a tear away?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s impossible. The natural human reaction to crying is to wipe your eyes. Funny how Chris never has that problem eh?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First off, i have to apologise. No, i didn&#8217;t steal Chris&#8217; bacon, nor was i his unwanted visitor. But, i did have a visitor myself and to say a few gallons of alcohol were consumed would be putting it lightly. So the fact i pressed record and then left for an hour or so, \u00a0therefore&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11130,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2838,2839,2863,1434,2770],"class_list":["post-11127","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-fake-tears","tag-gasman","tag-missing-bacon","tag-sexychris","tag-twitch-tv"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11127","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11127"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11127\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11130"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11127"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11127"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11127"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}