{"id":11152,"date":"2017-05-26T21:54:28","date_gmt":"2017-05-26T20:54:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11152"},"modified":"2017-05-26T23:17:47","modified_gmt":"2017-05-26T22:17:47","slug":"sexychris-great-big-onion","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/05\/sexychris-great-big-onion\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris: The Great Big Onion"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Following on from the last post, where we had Chris giving us one of his weekly meltdowns, we stick with the same cast, only fast forward a couple of hours.<\/p>\n<p>And this is where Chris made his name on the t&#8217;internet&#8217;s. Rages, followed by an act so bizarre that it wouldn&#8217;t look out of place on <em>I&#8217;m a Celebrity Get me out of here.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>This next clip all started when Chris went to the toilet and the viewers started commenting on how scruffy his floor is. One eagle eyed viewer then noticed what looked like a bag of onions on the floor.<\/p>\n<p>Onions though, what could you do with a bag of onions?<\/p>\n<p>Well, this is Chris&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UBqJ7_XD-0o\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>When i was watching that in real time, i was literally gagging. I wouldn&#8217;t mind, but i like onions. But it was just the expressions on his face lol, i was honestly expecting him to throw the whole lot back up any minute.<\/p>\n<p>What made that more hilarious is, he probably gave himself some really bad heartburn, all for about $7 (\u00a35) lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But he wasn&#8217;t done there.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>*<\/strong>Check the first request he plays at the very beginning of the video LMFAO<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/219156872\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">It was fun until he climbed on that table. All i kept think was &#8216;for fucks sake, move that pint pot&#8217; because at one point i honestly thought he was going to fall forward, and if he had landed on that glass, he could of severed his jugular or took an eye out or something.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We all enjoy Chris being Chris, but for gods sake, i do wish he wouldn&#8217;t do things like that, i&#8217;m grey enough as it is!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Following on from the last post, where we had Chris giving us one of his weekly meltdowns, we stick with the same cast, only fast forward a couple of hours. And this is where Chris made his name on the t&#8217;internet&#8217;s. 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