{"id":11159,"date":"2017-05-28T21:04:24","date_gmt":"2017-05-28T20:04:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11159"},"modified":"2017-12-09T20:39:08","modified_gmt":"2017-12-09T20:39:08","slug":"lets-make-jstevieo-rich","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/05\/lets-make-jstevieo-rich\/","title":{"rendered":"Lets Make jStevieo Rich"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen and heard some things over the years, but today must of been one of the oddest stories i&#8217;ve come across on Social Casting.<\/p>\n<p>Watch and listen as jStevieo comes out with what&#8217;s probably the most hilarious guff you&#8217;ll hear all year.<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"iframe\" id=\"arve-iframe-\" style=\"max-width:550px;\" class=\"arve aligncenter\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.250000%\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer &apos;none&apos;;autoplay &apos;none&apos;;bluetooth &apos;none&apos;;browsing-topics &apos;none&apos;;camera &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-read &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-write;display-capture &apos;none&apos;;encrypted-media &apos;none&apos;;gamepad &apos;none&apos;;geolocation &apos;none&apos;;gyroscope &apos;none&apos;;hid &apos;none&apos;;identity-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;idle-detection &apos;none&apos;;keyboard-map &apos;none&apos;;local-fonts;magnetometer &apos;none&apos;;microphone &apos;none&apos;;midi &apos;none&apos;;otp-credentials &apos;none&apos;;payment &apos;none&apos;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &apos;none&apos;;publickey-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;screen-wake-lock &apos;none&apos;;serial &apos;none&apos;;summarizer &apos;none&apos;;sync-xhr;usb &apos;none&apos;;web-share;window-management &apos;none&apos;;xr-spatial-tracking &apos;none&apos;;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-iframe-\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/0ATr0tB\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"309.375\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/0ATr0tB\" title=\"\" width=\"550\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\t\n\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ukmuppets.co.uk\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/05\\\/lets-make-jstevieo-rich\\\/#arve-iframe-\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/pew.tube\\\/embed\\\/0ATr0tB\"}<\/script>\n\t\n<\/div>\n<p>So Stevieo gets 17.50 Euro&#8217;s every time somebody prank calls his home LMFAO&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>This lad really does live in cuckoo land. \u00a0Let&#8217;s just imagine how the call to his phone provider went.<\/p>\n<p><strong>JSO:\u00a0<\/strong> Hello, i am getting prank calls and take away&#8217;s delivered to my home, can you help?<\/p>\n<p><strong>Phone Provider:\u00a0<\/strong>Oh i am sorry to hear that, do you know how they got your details?<\/p>\n<p><strong>JSO:\u00a0<\/strong>Yeah man, i get fucked out of my face on weed and heroin and i gave my address out on an envelope i showed to the camera and they were able to find my phone number through that.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Phone Provider:\u00a0<\/strong>Oh i am sorry to hear that. What about if we pay you every time you get a call, and give you several hundred euro&#8217;s in compensation so you can have a wee break away for some sexy time with Bonnie, and you&#8217;ll still have enough money left over to buy some more heroin, so when you next fuck up, you won&#8217;t feel the hurt so bad. How does that sound.<\/p>\n<p><strong>JSO:\u00a0<\/strong>Oh boy! that sounds great. I&#8217;ll tell the lads to keep pranking me so i can get so smacked out of my face, i won&#8217;t even hear the phone ring.<\/p>\n<p>Jesus Christ, what planet does this dude live on?<\/p>\n<p>Also notice how he kept showing his sun tan (the one he claims he got from his free holiday away) even though this past week has been a mega hot one all across Europe \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Now a cynic would say he&#8217;s just been lying in his back garden, sunbathing and trying to avoid his phone all week.<\/p>\n<p>But not us of course \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>But anyway, lets humour him and take him at his word. So you too can help jStevieo live the dream, just by simply ringing him on\u00a00592-751629 as often as possible and let&#8217;s help him make enough for an early retirement.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, one last thing, thanks for making MonkeySniffer look a fool again Stevie&#8230;all those posts she made on IP, telling everyone he was doxxing Caines family LOL.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve seen and heard some things over the years, but today must of been one of the oddest stories i&#8217;ve come across on Social Casting. Watch and listen as jStevieo comes out with what&#8217;s probably the most hilarious guff you&#8217;ll hear all year. So Stevieo gets 17.50 Euro&#8217;s every time somebody prank calls his home&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11160,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2871,2654,2872,58,1826,906,1594,2870],"class_list":["post-11159","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-bonnie","tag-fake-holiday","tag-heroin-addict","tag-ivlog","tag-jstevieo","tag-netherlands","tag-pizzas","tag-prank-calls"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11159","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11159"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11159\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11160"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11159"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11159"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11159"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}