{"id":11203,"date":"2017-06-06T00:08:14","date_gmt":"2017-06-05T23:08:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11203"},"modified":"2017-06-06T00:08:14","modified_gmt":"2017-06-05T23:08:14","slug":"sexychris-rants-bans-life-hacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/06\/sexychris-rants-bans-life-hacks\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris &#8211; Rants Bans &#038; Life Hacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what i&#8217;ve done to Christopher lately, but his now weekly meltdown was aimed at myself, Twitch, viewers, no viewers, the Pope, John Lennon, the Teletubbies, Frank the Milkman&#8230;..<\/p>\n<p>Well, maybe not the last 4, but it&#8217;s only a matter of time.<\/p>\n<p>The first video has Chris going on a rant at me, the viewers, and Twitch, because there were no donations coming in. You have to laugh though, he spends around 10 minutes moaning&#8230;.then rages that all people do is moan.<\/p>\n<p>Magic!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/220294037\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">So, you heard him, once those beers have gone, he&#8217;s giving up drinking.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/220330917\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well being off the beer didn&#8217;t last long did it?<\/p>\n<p>And after some more whining, and threats to snap another keyboard in half, he finally gets back to what he does best&#8230;making you laugh!<\/p>\n<p>When it comes to life hacks, Chris is the King, and this one was as good as any.<\/p>\n<p>This is for all us single blokes out there, who can relate to this situation \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/player.vimeo.com\/video\/220362289\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">&#8220;Up there for thinking and down there for dancing&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">LOL<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I can&#8217;t decide which part made me laugh more. The fact he took his computer case apart rather than wash a plate, or the way he just picked up his Pizza cutter up from that disease ridden floor and used it on his food, or his way of making room on the table buy pushing the bottles one by one to the floor.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But love him or hate him , you have to admit, he has some brilliant survival techniques \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Bear Grylls, eat your heart out!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t know what i&#8217;ve done to Christopher lately, but his now weekly meltdown was aimed at myself, Twitch, viewers, no viewers, the Pope, John Lennon, the Teletubbies, Frank the Milkman&#8230;.. 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