{"id":11299,"date":"2017-06-25T21:32:35","date_gmt":"2017-06-25T20:32:35","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11299"},"modified":"2018-04-02T21:11:43","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T20:11:43","slug":"menellie-help-5-1","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/06\/menellie-help-5-1\/","title":{"rendered":"MeNellie: Help With My 5.1?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Forget spending your Saturday evenings down the boozer with your mates, or going for a meal with your partner.<\/p>\n<p>Those are so 2015!<\/p>\n<p>The new trendy way to party, is to sit and watch adults discuss how they can&#8217;t quite get all 5.1 inches of their butt plug inside them.<\/p>\n<p>How did my life come to this?<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/1iMa0Hd\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>The one burning question here, is can Amy <em>really<\/em> fit that big black dildo inside her?<\/p>\n<p>Holy f*cking sh*t!<\/p>\n<p>Still, it wasn&#8217;t all butt plugs and vibrators. Earlier, Welshguy, who was completely sozzled it must be said, decided to do his best SexyChris impression, and go and reveal he&#8217;s been a naughty boy regarding the Law, and in true Chris fashion, went and doxxed himself \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/dIzI1TL\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I can see we are going to have a new trainwreck King in the making here. One king is dethroned, another takes his place.<\/p>\n<p>Arise King Shaine!<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Forget spending your Saturday evenings down the boozer with your mates, or going for a meal with your partner. Those are so 2015! The new trendy way to party, is to sit and watch adults discuss how they can&#8217;t quite get all 5.1 inches of their butt plug inside them. How did my life come&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11303,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[1839,2923,2925,17,58,116,2926,2924,1511],"class_list":["post-11299","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-amy100","tag-buttplug","tag-driving-ban","tag-drunk","tag-ivlog","tag-menellie","tag-new-trainwreck","tag-vibrators","tag-welshguy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11299","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11299"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11299\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11303"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11299"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11299"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11299"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}