{"id":11367,"date":"2017-07-05T19:10:59","date_gmt":"2017-07-05T18:10:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11367"},"modified":"2018-04-02T19:36:34","modified_gmt":"2018-04-02T18:36:34","slug":"jojo-just-bang-god-damn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/07\/jojo-just-bang-god-damn\/","title":{"rendered":"Jojo: Just Bang Me God Damn It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For a lot of girls, there&#8217;s no bigger Aphrodisiac than having their back played with, especially after smoking Cannabis.<\/p>\n<p>And Jojo is no different, as after virtually begging Bpink to go to bed (under the guise of being tired lol) she decides to seduce her fella as much as she can without being banned.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/XoXy8nF\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I left for bed soon after, so i don&#8217;t know how further their antics went, but i&#8217;d bet my last \u00a3 that Bpink got the ride of his life lol.<\/p>\n<p>Either that, or battered \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For a lot of girls, there&#8217;s no bigger Aphrodisiac than having their back played with, especially after smoking Cannabis. And Jojo is no different, as after virtually begging Bpink to go to bed (under the guise of being tired lol) she decides to seduce her fella as much as she can without being banned. \ufeff&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11370,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2934,1123,2936,2935,1751,826],"class_list":["post-11367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-bpink","tag-horny","tag-jojo","tag-mushroom","tag-vaughnlive","tag-weed"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11367"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11367\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}