{"id":11372,"date":"2017-07-07T12:57:53","date_gmt":"2017-07-07T11:57:53","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11372"},"modified":"2017-07-07T12:57:53","modified_gmt":"2017-07-07T11:57:53","slug":"sexychris-returns-talk-crown-court","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/07\/sexychris-returns-talk-crown-court\/","title":{"rendered":"SexyChris Returns To Talk About Crown Court"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s got some balls, you have to give him that.<\/p>\n<p>With less than two weeks until his Court case starts, Chris decided to cam up and do a cast on Ustream, where he talks about his upcoming trial, why he did what he did, and somewhat bizarrely, carries on where he left off, like nothing has changed.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pQT3Oy7u-6w\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t get this at all? So Chris say&#8217;s that he only downloaded those images to get a move, not to look at.<\/p>\n<p>So did he download them, then call the Police himself?<\/p>\n<p>Or, was it as MeNellie claims, and his ISP, TalkTalk, reported his online activities to the Police?<\/p>\n<p>It just doesn&#8217;t make sense. Unless Chris called the Police himself and said &#8220;hey, i just download some child porn, will you come and arrest me so i can get out of this flat&#8221; then i don&#8217;t see how he could possibly say that he only did it to force a move?<\/p>\n<p>If as he thought, only he knew what he had on his hard drives, then how could that possibly help him get a new flat?<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe he did call the cops himself? I mean, he&#8217;s done stranger things lol.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m sure it will all come out in Court, as to how the Police knew what he had, so for now there&#8217;s no point in accusing him of anything until we hear the full details.<\/p>\n<p>Still, good to see he&#8217;s not lost his sense of humour.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;i&#8217;m going to save up a thousand pounds and use it as a deposit on a new flat&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah right, sure you will Chris. I&#8217;m sure you won&#8217;t piss it all up the wall.<\/p>\n<p>And his other classic &#8221; when i get my new flat, i won&#8217;t doxx myself this time&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>But on a serious note, i don&#8217;t think he quite realises the seriousness of a case like this. He was talking like he up in Court for littering or something and is expecting a telling off and sent on his way.<\/p>\n<p>Depending on the CPS and if they really want to go to town on him, he might not be needing a \u00a31000 deposit for his next &#8216;home&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He&#8217;s got some balls, you have to give him that. With less than two weeks until his Court case starts, Chris decided to cam up and do a cast on Ustream, where he talks about his upcoming trial, why he did what he did, and somewhat bizarrely, carries on where he left off, like nothing&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11373,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2727,2939,2937,1434,2938],"class_list":["post-11372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-cp","tag-illegal-porn","tag-preston-crown-court","tag-sexychris","tag-wanted-a-move"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11372"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11372\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}