{"id":115,"date":"2014-05-11T11:52:00","date_gmt":"2014-05-11T11:52:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/northernmonkey-in-denial\/"},"modified":"2015-10-29T18:53:27","modified_gmt":"2015-10-29T18:53:27","slug":"northernmonkey-in-denial","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/05\/northernmonkey-in-denial\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey In Denial:"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor old Dicky, this blog hurts him more than any of the others, so much so, his stomach twists with pure hatred for it, why, because just like Shezzer, he isn&#8217;t in control.<\/p>\n<p>They know they can ban &#8211; mute &#8211; purge or even cast in secret to control what people say to them, but what they can&#8217;t mute or control, is this blog, and they hate that fact. \u00a0So to try and ease the burning anger and rage that consumes their whole body whenever this blog is mentioned, they to try convince themselves that nobody comes here.<\/p>\n<p>Sorry to burst your bubble Dicky, but they do&#8230;take a look \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-jKwmHxGeY-4\/U29UEz0QgFI\/AAAAAAAABog\/3S-qM90AHuQ\/s1600\/dicky:+nobody+reads+the+blog.png\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-jKwmHxGeY-4\/U29UEz0QgFI\/AAAAAAAABog\/3S-qM90AHuQ\/s1600\/dicky:+nobody+reads+the+blog.png\" alt=\"\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>This was taken last night in Shez&#8217; cast 10th May 2014. You&#8217;re probably wondering why i mentioned the date, well, because while Dickster was trying to convince himself and others, look who was reading the blog at that same moment:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-fT3SiZpjccg\/U29Un0vdGPI\/AAAAAAAABoo\/YPxWBG2DFSg\/s1600\/shez+visits+the+blog+again.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-fT3SiZpjccg\/U29Un0vdGPI\/AAAAAAAABoo\/YPxWBG2DFSg\/s1600\/shez+visits+the+blog+again.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"82\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Like i&#8217;ve said numerous times, no matter what IP&#8217;s you lot try to hide under, the trackers will always know it&#8217;s you, it even lists your names lol. Now i can show these IP&#8217;s because these are just different VPN&#8217;s that Shezzer uses, the new IP is a new server\/VPN he was using.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, lets take another look in the Admin panel eh.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jaSat2A7mv8\/U29VZZC6ufI\/AAAAAAAABo0\/KpNd5xScH0c\/s1600\/blog+pageviews+1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-jaSat2A7mv8\/U29VZZC6ufI\/AAAAAAAABo0\/KpNd5xScH0c\/s1600\/blog+pageviews+1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"38\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-7tGhNexH7kA\/U29VcraO9RI\/AAAAAAAABo8\/c9M4Yw2pHCE\/s1600\/stats+for+blog.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-7tGhNexH7kA\/U29VcraO9RI\/AAAAAAAABo8\/c9M4Yw2pHCE\/s1600\/stats+for+blog.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So there you have it Dicky, the figures show that people <b>do<\/b>\u00a0enjoy laughing at you dudes \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor old Dicky, this blog hurts him more than any of the others, so much so, his stomach twists with pure hatred for it, why, because just like Shezzer, he isn&#8217;t in control. They know they can ban &#8211; mute &#8211; purge or even cast in secret to control what people say to them, but&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}