{"id":11541,"date":"2017-09-15T20:11:04","date_gmt":"2017-09-15T19:11:04","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11541"},"modified":"2018-03-29T21:52:48","modified_gmt":"2018-03-29T20:52:48","slug":"chris-court-hearing-adjourned","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/09\/chris-court-hearing-adjourned\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris Has Court Hearing Adjourned Again!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remarkably, the upcoming hearing for Chris&#8217; CP charge was postponed for the 3rd time. This is definitely 100% true, regardless of what Ruby or Chris might try and tell you, because i called the Courts and asked them myself.<\/p>\n<p>I was told that it been adjourned &#8221; with the consent of both parties&#8221; and has been rescheduled for Monday 25th September 2017 at Preston Crown Court.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t get too much info as to why it was delayed again, as the person i talked to was just somebody who answers the phone basically.<\/p>\n<p>But, as Mark Gronan attended Court this morning, and spoke to more people than i did, it seems this is the reason why:<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"iframe\" id=\"arve-iframe-\" style=\"max-width:550px;\" class=\"arve aligncenter\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.250000%\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer &apos;none&apos;;autoplay &apos;none&apos;;bluetooth &apos;none&apos;;browsing-topics &apos;none&apos;;camera &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-read &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-write;display-capture &apos;none&apos;;encrypted-media &apos;none&apos;;gamepad &apos;none&apos;;geolocation &apos;none&apos;;gyroscope &apos;none&apos;;hid &apos;none&apos;;identity-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;idle-detection &apos;none&apos;;keyboard-map &apos;none&apos;;local-fonts;magnetometer &apos;none&apos;;microphone &apos;none&apos;;midi &apos;none&apos;;otp-credentials &apos;none&apos;;payment &apos;none&apos;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &apos;none&apos;;publickey-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;screen-wake-lock &apos;none&apos;;serial &apos;none&apos;;summarizer &apos;none&apos;;sync-xhr;usb &apos;none&apos;;web-share;window-management &apos;none&apos;;xr-spatial-tracking &apos;none&apos;;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-iframe-\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/NSpitGr\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"309.375\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/NSpitGr\" title=\"\" width=\"550\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\t\n\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ukmuppets.co.uk\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/09\\\/chris-court-hearing-adjourned\\\/#arve-iframe-\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/pew.tube\\\/embed\\\/NSpitGr\"}<\/script>\n\t\n<\/div>\n<p><strong>**You can find the full length video <a href=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=9625iKELB3w\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">HERE<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>So, should this be true, Christopher was so poorly, so unwell, he couldn&#8217;t attend Court.<\/p>\n<p>Poor lad. Must be laid up in bed with vomiting and diarrhea, or sat there with a fever and intense migraine?<\/p>\n<p>Because, he wouldn&#8217;t be lying now would he?<\/p>\n<p>Because that would be contempt of Court, which carries a custodial sentence.<\/p>\n<p>So, just what was Chris doing at 10.30am today?<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s take a look.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/VDeRV3f\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Doesn&#8217;t look very ill to me?<\/p>\n<p>In fact, i&#8217;d say he looks very happy and well. Which leads us to having to send this video in to Cumbria Police, who emailed me back and confirmed they had received it and it had been forwarded on to the Detectives involved in this case.<\/p>\n<p>Oh Chris, you silly, silly , silly boy!<\/p>\n<p>If you did pull a sicky and wasted the Courts time, you have just landed yourself in deep shit!<\/p>\n<p>What was that song he played again&#8230;\u00a0<em>the winner takes it all?<\/em><\/p>\n<p>Gold!<\/p>\n<p><em>\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remarkably, the upcoming hearing for Chris&#8217; CP charge was postponed for the 3rd time. This is definitely 100% true, regardless of what Ruby or Chris might try and tell you, because i called the Courts and asked them myself. I was told that it been adjourned &#8221; with the consent of both parties&#8221; and has&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11542,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2968,2969,1600,304,2937,1434,2970],"class_list":["post-11541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-15th-september","tag-adjourned","tag-christopher-while","tag-liar","tag-preston-crown-court","tag-sexychris","tag-unwell"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11541"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11541\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}