{"id":11632,"date":"2017-10-08T14:02:17","date_gmt":"2017-10-08T13:02:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11632"},"modified":"2018-03-29T21:11:10","modified_gmt":"2018-03-29T20:11:10","slug":"monkeysniffer-im-not-just-fat-know","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/10\/monkeysniffer-im-not-just-fat-know\/","title":{"rendered":"MonkeySniffer: I&#8217;m Not Just Fat You Know!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..I&#8217;m also as dumb as a bag of rocks.<\/p>\n<p>It well known that Daniel is far too lazy to actually do anything other than just sit and wait for somebody to send him something to blog about.<\/p>\n<p>But even when he&#8217;s provided stuff, he still can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s right in front of him.<\/p>\n<p>This is the post we are talking about <a href=\"http:\/\/scuttlebuttscorner.com\/blog\/2017\/10\/07\/miss-scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-and-admits-it-on-vaughn-with-a-gift\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">http:\/\/scuttlebuttscorner.com\/blog\/2017\/10\/07\/miss-scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-and-admits-it-on-vaughn-with-a-gift\/<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, his mind was obviously on heating up another couple of pizza&#8217;s when he wrote this.<\/p>\n<p>Lets take a look at the post, for those who don&#8217;t want to visit their place.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11634\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"626\" height=\"669\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-1.png 626w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-1-420x449.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 626px) 100vw, 626px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11635\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"660\" height=\"760\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-2.png 660w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-2-420x484.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 660px) 100vw, 660px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11636\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"608\" height=\"654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-3.png 608w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Scruffy-cooks-the-numbers-3-420x452.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 608px) 100vw, 608px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Ok, let&#8217;s take a real look at what this garbage is.\u00a0 GG&#8217;s cast has obviously been hit by bots, hence the viewing figures being so high.<\/p>\n<p>The exact same thing happened to Adambro not long ago:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11637\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Adambro-gets-364-viewers-744x377.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Adambro-gets-364-viewers-744x377.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Adambro-gets-364-viewers-420x213.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Adambro-gets-364-viewers-768x389.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Adambro-gets-364-viewers.png 872w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I mean, Scruffy even has a dig at the trolls who are using the bots to higher the viewing figures, as seen here:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11638\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monkeysniffer-VL-fake-views-2-744x438.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"438\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monkeysniffer-VL-fake-views-2-744x438.jpg 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monkeysniffer-VL-fake-views-2-420x247.jpg 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monkeysniffer-VL-fake-views-2-768x452.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Monkeysniffer-VL-fake-views-2.jpg 1049w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>As you can see, Scruffy thinks it&#8217;s Scuttlebutts that are behind the bots. Whether they were or weren&#8217;t, the point still stands that she&#8217;s clearly saying she thinks the trolls are thinking they are upsetting the Vaughns by using viewer bots to raise the numbers.<\/p>\n<p>And finally, lets help clear up Daniels other insane claim. The claim that Scruffy was caught out, because the live viewing figures went up and down, but the overall views stayed the same.<\/p>\n<p>Well poor Danny, if you actually bothered to stop eating, and actually did some recordings, or at least watch the topics you attempt to write about, you would know that the overall viewing figures don&#8217;t change in real time, but when you refresh.<\/p>\n<p>Here is a sample from Cherrybreeze&#8217;s cast this morning. Watch the live viewing figures go up and down and people leave\/enter, but the overall figures stay the same until you refresh.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/INWLRNy\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>And when i refreshed, as you will see, the overall viewing figures have gone up:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11639\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Cherrybreezes-overall-figures-gone-up-744x186.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Cherrybreezes-overall-figures-gone-up-744x186.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Cherrybreezes-overall-figures-gone-up-420x105.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Cherrybreezes-overall-figures-gone-up-768x192.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/Cherrybreezes-overall-figures-gone-up.png 953w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Sadly, this is the shambles that Scuttlebuttscorner has become now. It&#8217;s just a clusterfuck of wrong information, personal hatred, and the laziest blogger ever known.<\/p>\n<p>Still, it&#8217;s good for a daily pisstake \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11649\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/fake-MonkeySniffer.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"268\" height=\"205\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..I&#8217;m also as dumb as a bag of rocks. It well known that Daniel is far too lazy to actually do anything other than just sit and wait for somebody to send him something to blog about. But even when he&#8217;s provided stuff, he still can&#8217;t see what&#8217;s right in front of him. This is&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11640,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[509,2998,2957,1006,2656,1112,965,1751],"class_list":["post-11632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-cherrybreeze","tag-fake-story","tag-fat-daniel","tag-lazy","tag-monkeysniffer","tag-scuttlebuttscorner","tag-useless","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11640"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}