{"id":11655,"date":"2017-10-20T19:11:49","date_gmt":"2017-10-20T18:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11655"},"modified":"2017-12-06T14:23:57","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T14:23:57","slug":"chris-spin-right-round","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/10\/chris-spin-right-round\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris While &#8211; You Spin Me Right Round&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just like Steptoe and Son, one man&#8217;s trash is another man&#8217;s treasure, especially if your name is Chris While.\u00a0 If he&#8217;s not finding his treasures in skips, he finds them amongst the piles of sh*t he&#8217;s got stored in his bedroom.<\/p>\n<p>And just to prove it, watch as he somehow salvages what&#8217;s left of a half smashed turntable and a random hifi speaker.<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"iframe\" id=\"arve-iframe-\" style=\"max-width:550px;\" class=\"arve aligncenter\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.250000%\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer &apos;none&apos;;autoplay &apos;none&apos;;bluetooth &apos;none&apos;;browsing-topics &apos;none&apos;;camera &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-read &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-write;display-capture &apos;none&apos;;encrypted-media &apos;none&apos;;gamepad &apos;none&apos;;geolocation &apos;none&apos;;gyroscope &apos;none&apos;;hid &apos;none&apos;;identity-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;idle-detection &apos;none&apos;;keyboard-map &apos;none&apos;;local-fonts;magnetometer &apos;none&apos;;microphone &apos;none&apos;;midi &apos;none&apos;;otp-credentials &apos;none&apos;;payment &apos;none&apos;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &apos;none&apos;;publickey-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;screen-wake-lock &apos;none&apos;;serial &apos;none&apos;;summarizer &apos;none&apos;;sync-xhr;usb &apos;none&apos;;web-share;window-management &apos;none&apos;;xr-spatial-tracking &apos;none&apos;;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-iframe-\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/y7d93qw\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"309.375\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/y7d93qw\" title=\"\" width=\"550\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\t\n\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ukmuppets.co.uk\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/10\\\/chris-spin-right-round\\\/#arve-iframe-\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/pew.tube\\\/embed\\\/y7d93qw\"}<\/script>\n\t\n<\/div>\n<p>Could you just imagine if Chris had lived his dream and been a mobile DJ? Every function room would end up another Grenfell Tower!<\/p>\n<p>And if he miraculously survived the night without causing a blaze, you would only end up hearing half the song you requested lol.<\/p>\n<p>Still, nothing a good slap wouldn&#8217;t fix (i am talking about the record deck by the way) \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>One thing that did make me laugh from last nights cast, was Chris&#8217; trip down memory lane, with some old classic clips from the days when he wasn&#8217;t a nasty, vile, pervert.<\/p>\n<p>Watch as you notice that each clip shows just how much weight he&#8217;s put on over the last few years. He goes from a Richard Swann look alike in clip one, to looking more like me in the Psy video \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"iframe\" id=\"arve-iframe--2\" style=\"max-width:550px;\" class=\"arve aligncenter\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"arve-ar\" style=\"padding-top:56.250000%\"><\/div>\n\t\t\t<iframe allow=\"accelerometer &apos;none&apos;;autoplay &apos;none&apos;;bluetooth &apos;none&apos;;browsing-topics &apos;none&apos;;camera &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-read &apos;none&apos;;clipboard-write;display-capture &apos;none&apos;;encrypted-media &apos;none&apos;;gamepad &apos;none&apos;;geolocation &apos;none&apos;;gyroscope &apos;none&apos;;hid &apos;none&apos;;identity-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;idle-detection &apos;none&apos;;keyboard-map &apos;none&apos;;local-fonts;magnetometer &apos;none&apos;;microphone &apos;none&apos;;midi &apos;none&apos;;otp-credentials &apos;none&apos;;payment &apos;none&apos;;picture-in-picture;publickey-credentials-create &apos;none&apos;;publickey-credentials-get &apos;none&apos;;screen-wake-lock &apos;none&apos;;serial &apos;none&apos;;summarizer &apos;none&apos;;sync-xhr;usb &apos;none&apos;;web-share;window-management &apos;none&apos;;xr-spatial-tracking &apos;none&apos;;\" allowfullscreen=\"\" class=\"arve-iframe fitvidsignore\" credentialless data-arve=\"arve-iframe--2\" data-lenis-prevent=\"\" data-src-no-ap=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/j9LpoHq\" frameborder=\"0\" height=\"309.375\" loading=\"lazy\" name=\"\" referrerpolicy=\"no-referrer\" sandbox=\"allow-scripts allow-same-origin allow-presentation allow-popups allow-popups-to-escape-sandbox\" scrolling=\"no\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/j9LpoHq\" title=\"\" width=\"550\"><\/iframe>\n\t\t\t\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\n\t<\/div>\n\t\n\t\n\t<script type=\"application\/ld+json\">{\"@context\":\"http:\\\/\\\/schema.org\\\/\",\"@id\":\"https:\\\/\\\/ukmuppets.co.uk\\\/index.php\\\/2017\\\/10\\\/chris-spin-right-round\\\/#arve-iframe--2\",\"type\":\"VideoObject\",\"embedURL\":\"https:\\\/\\\/pew.tube\\\/embed\\\/j9LpoHq\"}<\/script>\n\t\n<\/div>\n<p>There you have it, living proof that Chris did\u00a0<em>once<\/em> have a bath \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just like Steptoe and Son, one man&#8217;s trash is another man&#8217;s treasure, especially if your name is Chris While.\u00a0 If he&#8217;s not finding his treasures in skips, he finds them amongst the piles of sh*t he&#8217;s got stored in his bedroom. 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