{"id":11719,"date":"2017-11-10T17:02:46","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T17:02:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11719"},"modified":"2018-03-28T22:03:14","modified_gmt":"2018-03-28T21:03:14","slug":"chris-teaspoonthief-man-man-chat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/11\/chris-teaspoonthief-man-man-chat\/","title":{"rendered":"Chris And Teaspoonthief Have A Man To Man Chat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>All you lads out there will know what i&#8217;m talking about when i say &#8216;Men to Men&#8217; chat. It usually goes something along the lines of&#8230; &#8221; does she spit or swallow?&#8221; or &#8220;has she got a tight p*ssy&#8221; or &#8220;is she a man and has she got a bigger cock than me?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>You know, just the average conversation us lads have when we are talking about out girlfriends\/wives.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/bGEmxwD\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What a way to praise your girlfriend&#8230;&#8221;tell her to show her clit&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Chris ~ &#8221; no thank you, i don&#8217;t want to see that!&#8221; LOL.<\/p>\n<p>So with the women chat out of the way, it&#8217;s the lads favourite favourite time of the night.<\/p>\n<p>Time to get wasted!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/Ok0qAxv\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Typical Chris, &#8221; who cares if i got you banned?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Poor Eddie. Although he looked that spaced, he probably won&#8217;t even remember losing his VL account anyway \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>At one point i thought he was going to stop breathing, or at least do a Tex on it and decorate Chris&#8217; lovely carpet with the remains of that mornings breakfast.<\/p>\n<p>But fair play to him, he didn&#8217;t spew or drop dead! Result.<\/p>\n<p>Those of you who were watching it live, may have noticed Eddie telling Chris he stinks, to which Chris just laughed it off.<\/p>\n<p>But then when he was on the way back from the toilet, we discovered just what Eddie was inhaling:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11720\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chris-wet-arse-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"711\" height=\"707\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chris-wet-arse-2.jpg 711w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Chris-wet-arse-2-420x418.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 711px) 100vw, 711px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right. Pure, unfiltered, Barrow piss.<\/p>\n<p>Or at least i&#8217;m praying it&#8217;s piss?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>All you lads out there will know what i&#8217;m talking about when i say &#8216;Men to Men&#8217; chat. It usually goes something along the lines of&#8230; &#8221; does she spit or swallow?&#8221; or &#8220;has she got a tight p*ssy&#8221; or &#8220;is she a man and has she got a bigger cock than me?&#8221; You know,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11721,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[3018,2982,1596,2313,1434,1517,1751,3017],"class_list":["post-11719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-barrow-piss","tag-chris-while","tag-eddie","tag-ivlog-tv","tag-sexychris","tag-teaspoonthief","tag-vaughnlive","tag-wet-ass"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11719\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11721"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}