{"id":11725,"date":"2017-11-10T20:53:50","date_gmt":"2017-11-10T20:53:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=11725"},"modified":"2017-12-06T13:43:50","modified_gmt":"2017-12-06T13:43:50","slug":"roses-red-violets-blue-im-thefaroe-i-want-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2017\/11\/roses-red-violets-blue-im-thefaroe-i-want-you\/","title":{"rendered":"Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue &#8211; I&#8217;m thefaroe &#8211; I Want You"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh ecky thump, looks like there&#8217;s a new drama going on at the moment, between thefaroe, and JessicalovesJesus.<\/p>\n<p>It looks like thefaroe is, or has been, trying to get his Pelican inside Jessica&#8217;s Biblical passage.<\/p>\n\n<div data-mode=\"normal\" data-provider=\"iframe\" id=\"arve-iframe-\" style=\"max-width:550px;\" class=\"arve aligncenter\">\n\t<div class=\"arve-inner\">\n\t\t<div class=\"arve-embed arve-embed--has-aspect-ratio\">\n\t\t\t<div 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loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-11726\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jessica-and-thefaoro-Skype-message-744x303.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"303\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jessica-and-thefaoro-Skype-message-744x303.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jessica-and-thefaoro-Skype-message-420x171.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jessica-and-thefaoro-Skype-message-768x312.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/Jessica-and-thefaoro-Skype-message.png 1018w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>So, while Jess was letting thefaroe down gently in her cast, i popped over to faroes channel at the same time, and it was just like the wonderful Foxman\/Cherrybreeze romance all over again&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11727\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-i-banned-jess.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"341\" height=\"148\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-i-banned-jess.png 341w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-i-banned-jess-340x148.png 340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 341px) 100vw, 341px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11728\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-Jess-is-team-Howard.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"321\" height=\"144\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11729\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-i-beleived-in-Jessica.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"257\" height=\"314\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11730\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-i-beleived-in-Jessica-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"256\" height=\"410\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11732\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-v-Jess-and-Samantha.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"242\" height=\"465\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11733\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-v-Jess-and-Samantha-2.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"465\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-11734\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/thefaroe-v-Jess-and-Samatha-3.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"241\" height=\"467\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Would it be wrong to assume they won&#8217;t be appearing on the new episode of Mr and Mr&#8217;s?<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh ecky thump, looks like there&#8217;s a new drama going on at the moment, between thefaroe, and JessicalovesJesus. It looks like thefaroe is, or has been, trying to get his Pelican inside Jessica&#8217;s Biblical passage. And just to confirm that Jess wasn&#8217;t making it all up, she posted a screenshot of one of his messages:&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":11735,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2767,3020,2280,566,3019,1751],"class_list":["post-11725","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-jessicalovesjesus","tag-private-messages","tag-samanthajane","tag-skype","tag-thefaroe","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11725"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11725\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/11735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11725"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11725"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11725"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}