{"id":12125,"date":"2018-02-13T16:46:17","date_gmt":"2018-02-13T16:46:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=12125"},"modified":"2018-02-13T16:47:54","modified_gmt":"2018-02-13T16:47:54","slug":"happy-birthday-rizzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/02\/happy-birthday-rizzo\/","title":{"rendered":"Happy Birthday Rizzo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, 13th February, marks the birth date of everyone&#8217;s favourite caster, Jimmy &#8216;aye aye cherry pie&#8217; Rizzo.<\/p>\n<p>Known for being a gentle, sensitive, caring man, his request for a little birthday gift from his viewers was bound to be something inexpensive and useful.<\/p>\n<p>A new keyboard maybe?<\/p>\n<p>How about an extra disco light?<\/p>\n<p>Or of course, the most obvious request would be a case of his beloved Stella Artois. I bet that&#8217;s what it is&#8230;you mark my words!<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/HVJ5f7I\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><br \/>\nOh, right!<\/p>\n<p>Well, what people get up to behind closed doors is none of my business.<\/p>\n<p>One thing though, if you are planning to buy him one, i hope you are cash rich.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/siliconesexdollcity.com\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">You can buy them here<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Although after taking a good look (just for research purposes only of course) i think you are going to struggle to find one with a hairy vagina.<\/p>\n<p>That fashion went out in the 80&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, 13th February, marks the birth date of everyone&#8217;s favourite caster, Jimmy &#8216;aye aye cherry pie&#8217; Rizzo. Known for being a gentle, sensitive, caring man, his request for a little birthday gift from his viewers was bound to be something inexpensive and useful. A new keyboard maybe? How about an extra disco light? Or of&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12126,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[3057,1020,3059,3058,58,1232,1457,3060],"class_list":["post-12125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-acid-max","tag-birthday","tag-birthday-present","tag-blow-up-doll","tag-ivlog","tag-jimmy-rizzo","tag-rizzo","tag-silicone-doll"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12125\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}