{"id":12129,"date":"2018-02-14T15:55:29","date_gmt":"2018-02-14T15:55:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=12129"},"modified":"2018-02-14T15:55:29","modified_gmt":"2018-02-14T15:55:29","slug":"birthday-party-rizzo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/02\/birthday-party-rizzo\/","title":{"rendered":"Birthday Party With Rizzo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was Jimmy&#8217;s birthday yesterday, and while doing his usual daily cast, it wasn&#8217;t long before the masses couldn&#8217;t wait to talk to him and wish him a wonderful birthday.<\/p>\n<p>We start with Jimmy trying to call Bigyinscotland, and after getting no response, he decides to ring several of his female friends.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/am3vWmV\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know. These women these days are so sensitive.<\/p>\n<p>Fancy hanging up just because somebody calls you a Romanian slut?<\/p>\n<p>Have they never heard of the saying &#8216;treat them mean, keep them keen&#8217;?<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, it&#8217;s Rizzo&#8217;s birthday, and if some easily offended women won&#8217;t wish him happy birthday, i&#8217;m sure his local takeaway will.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/apPEAcR\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>What about everybody&#8217;s friend, jStevieo?<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s bound to wish Rizzo all the best, being the kind, thoughtful man he is&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/wdDtgvU\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Oops, maybe not.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, as a last resort, there is no way that Scruffy, Mark, or Daryl would even contemplate missing a second of Rizzo&#8217;s birthday party. They will keep the party rolling, just you see.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/CrkVvYR\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Well, overall, i&#8217;d say that was pretty much a success.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously though, Jimmy, you have to remember, you are a &#8216;customer&#8217; to the Vaughns, nothing more, nothing less.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve proven it time and time again, they don&#8217;t give a flying f*ck about any of you, Mark has even said it himself.<\/p>\n<p>But why should they? They run it as a business, and making money is all that matters in business.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Still, at least we didn&#8217;t forget your birthday \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was Jimmy&#8217;s birthday yesterday, and while doing his usual daily cast, it wasn&#8217;t long before the masses couldn&#8217;t wait to talk to him and wish him a wonderful birthday. 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