{"id":12231,"date":"2018-04-01T22:00:01","date_gmt":"2018-04-01T21:00:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=12231"},"modified":"2018-04-01T23:35:55","modified_gmt":"2018-04-01T22:35:55","slug":"rizzo-is-back-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/04\/rizzo-is-back-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Rizzo Is Back Home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is a a well known saying&#8230; &#8216;what a difference a day makes&#8217; and it is certainly true in Rizzo land.<\/p>\n<p>Times that by 11, and it&#8217;s like all the alleged poisonings, hacking, and other terrorist allegations have just been forgotten about, and life is fine and dandy once again.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, what&#8217;s a bit of novichok between friends?<\/p>\n<p>And hacking accounts? Well, worse things happen at sea!<\/p>\n<p>So with forgiveness in the air, and no doubt a lot of grovelling, Jimmy was finally back home, after nearly two weeks in exile.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/pew.tube\/embed\/73xDH1w\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>So it&#8217;s as you were then.<\/p>\n<p>Aunty Lynn is flavour of the month again, Mark is a great guy, and Rizzo is going to protect the Vaughns from the &#8216;blogs&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>This is of course, until Jimbo has 1 too many Stellas one night, in which case, Mark will be back to being an idiot and Aunty Lynn will be a c*nt again.<\/p>\n<p>How soon?<\/p>\n<p>My bet is 2 weeks or less.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a a well known saying&#8230; &#8216;what a difference a day makes&#8217; and it is certainly true in Rizzo land. Times that by 11, and it&#8217;s like all the alleged poisonings, hacking, and other terrorist allegations have just been forgotten about, and life is fine and dandy once again. I mean, what&#8217;s a bit&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12232,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[2966,3086,726,1232,1753,1457,577,1751],"class_list":["post-12231","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-acidmax","tag-back-home","tag-deja-vu","tag-jimmy-rizzo","tag-miss-scruffy","tag-rizzo","tag-unbanned","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12231","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12231"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12231\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12232"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12231"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12231"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12231"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}