{"id":12412,"date":"2018-08-05T23:41:56","date_gmt":"2018-08-05T22:41:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/?p=12412"},"modified":"2018-08-05T23:41:56","modified_gmt":"2018-08-05T22:41:56","slug":"why-lardo-should-be-taking-coconut-oil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2018\/08\/why-lardo-should-be-taking-coconut-oil\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Lardo Should be Taking Coconut Oil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When you get to a certain age, the brain lacks some essential oils, which in turn, can lead to various memory illnesses, such as dementia and alzheimers etc.<\/p>\n<p>These illnesses\/diseases can easily be reversed with the use of the good old coconut oil:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12413\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/coconut-oil-744x744.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"744\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/coconut-oil-744x744.jpg 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/coconut-oil-420x420.jpg 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/coconut-oil-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/coconut-oil.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The long term effects of not supplying the brain with the essential nutrients, tends to lead to the tragic effects of having a lack of reality, lack of any sense, and eventually&#8230;.becoming Lardo.<\/p>\n<p>Watch as Lardo desperately tries to defend his friend\/ex friend and throw the scent off Daniels real identity.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s pitiful, but amusing at the same time.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/sendvid.com\/embed\/3rmwuikr\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Now, lets take a look at Daniels car&#8230;.lol<\/p>\n<p><strong>*Credit to Dude For The Screencap:<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/prnt.sc\/keyvu6\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">https:\/\/prnt.sc\/keyvu6<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12415\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot-from-2018-08-05-22.07.06-744x490.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"490\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot-from-2018-08-05-22.07.06-744x490.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot-from-2018-08-05-22.07.06-420x277.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot-from-2018-08-05-22.07.06-768x506.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/08\/Screenshot-from-2018-08-05-22.07.06.png 789w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Next, lets take a look again at Daniels location:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-12302\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniels-two-IP-addresses-744x358.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"744\" height=\"358\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniels-two-IP-addresses-744x358.png 744w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniels-two-IP-addresses-420x202.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniels-two-IP-addresses-768x369.png 768w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniels-two-IP-addresses.png 819w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 744px) 100vw, 744px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>The one on the left is from their old crap-chat that they abandoned, but like idiots, forgot to delete the logs.<\/p>\n<p>And this one is from Daniel losing his head and going on a racist rant because we didn&#8217;t pay him any attention for a week or two:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-12300\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniel-gets-caught-using-ukm-without-vpn.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"715\" height=\"419\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniel-gets-caught-using-ukm-without-vpn.png 715w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/05\/Daniel-gets-caught-using-ukm-without-vpn-420x246.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 715px) 100vw, 715px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Same ISP, same area, same bloke.<\/p>\n<p>So sorry Lardo, but this place isn&#8217;t Scuttlebutts, this place isn&#8217;t full of retards, and this place will deal in facts.<\/p>\n<p>So not meaning to burst your bubble Lardo, but i don&#8217;t think anybody here will be doing a Google search for your &#8216;car&#8217;.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/sendvid.com\/embed\/jdojvo2v\" width=\"700\" height=\"500\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><span data-mce-type=\"bookmark\" style=\"display: inline-block; width: 0px; overflow: hidden; line-height: 0;\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Tally ho!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-4471\" src=\"http:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you get to a certain age, the brain lacks some essential oils, which in turn, can lead to various memory illnesses, such as dementia and alzheimers etc. These illnesses\/diseases can easily be reversed with the use of the good old coconut oil: The long term effects of not supplying the brain with the essential&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":12417,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[270],"tags":[830,3034,133,533,811,3105,2656,3104],"class_list":["post-12412","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-ukmuppets","tag-busted","tag-daniel","tag-fake","tag-idiots","tag-lardo444","tag-mississauga","tag-monkeysniffer","tag-toronto"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12412","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=12412"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12412\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/12417"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=12412"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=12412"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=12412"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}