{"id":140,"date":"2014-04-26T14:05:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-26T14:05:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/val-questions-northermonkeys-sexuality\/"},"modified":"2014-04-26T14:05:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-26T14:05:00","slug":"val-questions-northermonkeys-sexuality","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/04\/val-questions-northermonkeys-sexuality\/","title":{"rendered":"Val Questions NortherMonkey&#8217;s Sexuality"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been debated over and over by many a person, on whether Dicky is either a virgin, or maybe prefers other Dicky&#8217;s to women. Personally, i just think he&#8217;s a lonely, shy virgin, but seems CaliVal is starting to have her\/his doubts:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-uGivjUHYoaM\/U1us9aDNnbI\/AAAAAAAABck\/uwLDwahp7Hw\/s1600\/Val+dissing+Rich.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-uGivjUHYoaM\/U1us9aDNnbI\/AAAAAAAABck\/uwLDwahp7Hw\/s1600\/Val+dissing+Rich.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>She meant to say &#8216;pumps&#8217; but it does make you think, why would a &#8216;woman&#8217; be thinking about a bloke, wearing pumps and a mini skirt? Does our Val want Rich to be his\/her bitch and force him to &#8216;roleplay&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I shudder at the thought, good god.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-7SvpQYn0B0Y\/U1utuTNGcFI\/AAAAAAAABcs\/GHbbGUR4puM\/s1600\/Rich+in+mini+skirt.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-7SvpQYn0B0Y\/U1utuTNGcFI\/AAAAAAAABcs\/GHbbGUR4puM\/s1600\/Rich+in+mini+skirt.jpg\" height=\"320\" width=\"214\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been debated over and over by many a person, on whether Dicky is either a virgin, or maybe prefers other Dicky&#8217;s to women. Personally, i just think he&#8217;s a lonely, shy virgin, but seems CaliVal is starting to have her\/his doubts: She meant to say &#8216;pumps&#8217; but it does make you think, why would&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-140","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=140"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/140\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=140"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=140"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=140"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}