{"id":186,"date":"2014-04-03T10:53:00","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T10:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/dicky-gets-an-indecent-proposal\/"},"modified":"2014-04-03T10:53:00","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T10:53:00","slug":"dicky-gets-indecent-proposal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/04\/dicky-gets-indecent-proposal\/","title":{"rendered":"Dicky Get’s An Indecent Proposal"},"content":{"rendered":"

It seems that our favourite Dick<\/i><\/b> could of tied the knot last year. His t’internet lover Krissy not so much proposed, as told<\/u> him he was going to marry her. Now she might not be everyone’s type, but when you are a 30+ yr old male, still living at home and the nearest you are to being a pin up is seeing a billboard advertisment for the latest Mr Muscle product, you would bang a bucket if it had a hole in it.<\/p>\n

Yet it seems Richard is not so keen on the idea, or the thought of actually sleeping with a woman scares the life out of him:<\/p>\n

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Notice how many times Krissy tells him that she’s proposing and how quiet Dickster goes?<\/p>\n

So what do you reckon, is Richard a stud, or virgin dud?<\/p>\n

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It seems that our favourite Dick could of tied the knot last year. His t’internet lover Krissy not so much proposed, as told him he was going to marry her. Now she might not be everyone’s type, but when you are a 30+ yr old male, still living at home and the nearest you are…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-186","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=186"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/186\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=186"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=186"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=186"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}