{"id":2065,"date":"2014-07-17T10:17:22","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T09:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2065"},"modified":"2016-09-26T23:41:52","modified_gmt":"2016-09-26T22:41:52","slug":"veronikas-bedtime-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/07\/veronikas-bedtime-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"Veronika&#8217;s Bedtime Stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As bonkers as she is, you have to admit she can be quite funny at times. For a 70yr old woman, she can be extremely naughty, but that&#8217;s why people love her. I&#8217;d take someone who is honest about everything like Veronika or RealmanPwns over habitual liar&#8217;s like AdamBro all day.<\/p>\n<p>Last night she decided to treat us to one of her &#8216;bedtime&#8217; stories involving her husband, a headboard and an act of revenge.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vid.me\/e\/uzjD?stats=1\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen webkitallowfullscreen mozallowfullscreen scrolling=\"no\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Not one to watch over breakfast, but it made me giggle, especially the &#8220;just let me finish&#8221; bit from her husband god bless his soul.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As bonkers as she is, you have to admit she can be quite funny at times. For a 70yr old woman, she can be extremely naughty, but that&#8217;s why people love her. I&#8217;d take someone who is honest about everything like Veronika or RealmanPwns over habitual liar&#8217;s like AdamBro all day. Last night she decided&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[538,539,1751,159],"class_list":["post-2065","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-headboard","tag-revenge","tag-vaughnlive","tag-veronika"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2065"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2065\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2065"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2065"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2065"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}