{"id":2071,"date":"2014-07-17T10:55:21","date_gmt":"2014-07-17T09:55:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2071"},"modified":"2015-04-22T23:25:02","modified_gmt":"2015-04-22T22:25:02","slug":"northernmonkey-finally-lost","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/07\/northernmonkey-finally-lost\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey: Finally Lost It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last couple of years, we&#8217;ve seen some corkers come from the old UK Invasion lot, but this next bit is an epic example of delusion. Dicky has 2 channels on Just-Cast, one under TheNortherMonkey and the other under just Richard. But it&#8217;s the &#8216;About Us&#8217; section that makes this a classic.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dicky-now-an-IT-expert-on-just-cast.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2072\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/dicky-now-an-IT-expert-on-just-cast-620x323.png\" alt=\"dicky now an IT expert on just cast\" width=\"620\" height=\"323\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I swear to god, i laughed and laughed for about 2 hours after reading that. I know the guys running that site are not the most competent , but man, you would have to be virtually unable to turn a computer on if you need to ask Dicky for any IT advice, Jesus Christ.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">We are talking about a dude who doesn&#8217;t even now how a VPN operates, let alone coding or databases etc.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">This is screencap of 2014 so far for me, absolutely hilarious.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Well done Richard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Over the last couple of years, we&#8217;ve seen some corkers come from the old UK Invasion lot, but this next bit is an epic example of delusion. Dicky has 2 channels on Just-Cast, one under TheNortherMonkey and the other under just Richard. But it&#8217;s the &#8216;About Us&#8217; section that makes this a classic. I swear&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2072,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[540,10,505,51,1763],"class_list":["post-2071","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-it","tag-justcast","tag-northenmonkey","tag-retard","tag-richard-swann"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2071"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2071\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2072"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2071"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2071"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2071"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}