{"id":2212,"date":"2014-07-27T21:18:18","date_gmt":"2014-07-27T20:18:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2212"},"modified":"2014-07-27T21:18:18","modified_gmt":"2014-07-27T20:18:18","slug":"cka-ryan-pro-web-designer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/07\/cka-ryan-pro-web-designer\/","title":{"rendered":"CKA Ryan: The Pro Web Designer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>They say everyone is good at something, and with Ryan, it&#8217;s being a tit. With the new Uvlog site coming soon, lots of it&#8217;s casters have been giving suggestions on what they would like to see and how they would like the home page to look.<\/p>\n<p>Here we have Jacques DeNostrechat&#8217;s image of what Uvlog could look like.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2213\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-1.png\" alt=\"ideas for how uvlog should look 1\" width=\"482\" height=\"644\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-1.png 482w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-1-420x561.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 482px) 100vw, 482px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Not one to miss a conversation about Uvlog, it doesn&#8217;t take long before halfwit pops up.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2214\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-2.png\" alt=\"ideas for how uvlog should look 2\" width=\"496\" height=\"510\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-2.png 496w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-for-how-uvlog-should-look-2-420x432.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 496px) 100vw, 496px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">If you actually talked sense we would be pleasantly surprised. The he goes on to ask if they could add a screen green into the sites code (lol) even though he never even speaks, let alone goes on cam.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-on-what-uvlog-should-look-like-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2215\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-on-what-uvlog-should-look-like-3.png\" alt=\"ideas on what uvlog should look like 3\" width=\"507\" height=\"535\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-on-what-uvlog-should-look-like-3.png 507w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/ideas-on-what-uvlog-should-look-like-3-420x443.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 507px) 100vw, 507px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Then as per, he makes an utter cock of himself again.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">You should stick to fantasising over dogs Ryan, it&#8217;s something you&#8217;re actually good at.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They say everyone is good at something, and with Ryan, it&#8217;s being a tit. 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