{"id":2220,"date":"2014-07-29T19:00:52","date_gmt":"2014-07-29T18:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2220"},"modified":"2014-07-29T19:00:52","modified_gmt":"2014-07-29T18:00:52","slug":"ip-ive-2-drinks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/07\/ip-ive-2-drinks\/","title":{"rendered":"IP: Ive Only Had 2 Drinks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all done it, denying you are drunk till you are blue in the face, even though your facial features give it away instantly. Irelands Patriot was adamant he wasn&#8217;t drunk the other night, despite his eyes drooping like a 80yr old pair of breasts.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2221\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-1-620x375.png\" alt=\"Irelands Patriot pissed 1\" width=\"620\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2222\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-2-620x381.png\" alt=\"Irelands Patriot pissed 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"381\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2223\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-pissed-3-620x375.png\" alt=\"Irelands Patriot pissed 3\" width=\"620\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2224\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/Irelands-Patriot-4-620x375.png\" alt=\"Irelands Patriot 4\" width=\"620\" height=\"375\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Yeah, sure you have IP \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We&#8217;ve all done it, denying you are drunk till you are blue in the face, even though your facial features give it away instantly. Irelands Patriot was adamant he wasn&#8217;t drunk the other night, despite his eyes drooping like a 80yr old pair of breasts. Yeah, sure you have IP \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2221,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[612,613,173,1751],"class_list":["post-2220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-droopy-eyes","tag-drunk-as-a-skunk","tag-irelands-patriot","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2220\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2221"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}