{"id":23,"date":"2014-06-27T11:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-06-27T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/dj-chris-explains-his-absense\/"},"modified":"2014-06-27T11:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-06-27T11:00:00","slug":"dj-chris-explains-his-absense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/06\/dj-chris-explains-his-absense\/","title":{"rendered":"DJ Chris Explains His Absense"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who may have noticed that you haven&#8217;t been getting banned from every single room on Vaughn lately, it&#8217;s because the deranged DJ Chris aka Mod_Security has been sobbing his little heart out after losing his job.<\/p>\n<p>How on earth this fool got a job in the first place i&#8217;ll never know, but i can imagine what made him lose it. This guy is just one big control freak who loves to order everybody around.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s not normally nice to hear somebody has lost their job, but with this weapon, it&#8217;s fucking tremendous \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-HX6yCULzfD8\/U60_Ed_TdgI\/AAAAAAAACcc\/Dz7e3Xo7jZU\/s1600\/djchris+sacked+2.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-HX6yCULzfD8\/U60_Ed_TdgI\/AAAAAAAACcc\/Dz7e3Xo7jZU\/s1600\/djchris+sacked+2.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>If ever there was a case of Karma coming back and biting you in the ass&#8230;..<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-XRBwaWQ3y7U\/U61AJkQPo8I\/AAAAAAAACco\/ZcJ6PWqmR-s\/s1600\/karma.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-XRBwaWQ3y7U\/U61AJkQPo8I\/AAAAAAAACco\/ZcJ6PWqmR-s\/s1600\/karma.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For those of you who may have noticed that you haven&#8217;t been getting banned from every single room on Vaughn lately, it&#8217;s because the deranged DJ Chris aka Mod_Security has been sobbing his little heart out after losing his job. How on earth this fool got a job in the first place i&#8217;ll never know,&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-23","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=23"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/23\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=23"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=23"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=23"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}