{"id":2398,"date":"2014-08-08T20:31:21","date_gmt":"2014-08-08T19:31:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2398"},"modified":"2014-08-08T20:31:21","modified_gmt":"2014-08-08T19:31:21","slug":"hairless-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/08\/hairless-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"A Hairless Monkey?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to that really honest character Richard Swann, aka NorthernMonkey, he&#8217;s a &#8216;young&#8217; lad as he puts it, 26 in fact. Now we know different, but lets just humour him for one evening and take another look at the 8 stone badboy:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dicky-latest-pic.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2399\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/dicky-latest-pic.jpg\" alt=\"dicky latest pic\" width=\"360\" height=\"360\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, does this\u00a0<em>really<\/em> look like a 26 year old? How many 26 year old men do you know that have hair that&#8217;s receding quicker than a French Army?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Going bald, living at home and creepy looking as hell, you&#8217;ve got a lot going for you Dicky, well done lad.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to that really honest character Richard Swann, aka NorthernMonkey, he&#8217;s a &#8216;young&#8217; lad as he puts it, 26 in fact. Now we know different, but lets just humour him for one evening and take another look at the 8 stone badboy: Ok, does this\u00a0really look like a 26 year old? How many 26 year&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2399,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[657,304,1757,51,1763,274],"class_list":["post-2398","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-657","tag-liar","tag-northernmonkey","tag-retard","tag-richard-swann","tag-rotherham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2398"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2398\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2399"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2398"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2398"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2398"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}