{"id":246,"date":"2014-01-29T22:42:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-29T22:42:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/yet-another-new-mic-for-dick\/"},"modified":"2014-01-29T22:42:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-29T22:42:00","slug":"yet-another-new-mic-for-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/yet-another-new-mic-for-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"Yet Another New Mic For Dick&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, he&#8217;s probably got more microphones than he&#8217;s had women, yet here is he wanting to buy another one:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-pXglj0FLOU8\/UumCrn9EguI\/AAAAAAAAAcY\/bL57c3tIuDk\/s1600\/Rich+buys+another+mic.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-pXglj0FLOU8\/UumCrn9EguI\/AAAAAAAAAcY\/bL57c3tIuDk\/s1600\/Rich+buys+another+mic.png\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Has this dude never considered spending his money of some of this:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-TspxRMq-9qQ\/UumDdjbNc4I\/AAAAAAAAAcg\/kpyFBKxz-Rc\/s1600\/meal+for+dicky.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-TspxRMq-9qQ\/UumDdjbNc4I\/AAAAAAAAAcg\/kpyFBKxz-Rc\/s1600\/meal+for+dicky.jpg\" height=\"240\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yep, he&#8217;s probably got more microphones than he&#8217;s had women, yet here is he wanting to buy another one: Has this dude never considered spending his money of some of this:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-246","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=246"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/246\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=246"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=246"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=246"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}