{"id":249,"date":"2014-01-27T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-27T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/northernmonkey-claims-shawnio-hasnt-blogged-about-him-for\/"},"modified":"2014-01-27T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-27T00:00:00","slug":"northernmonkey-claims-shawnio-hasnt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/northernmonkey-claims-shawnio-hasnt\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey Claims Shawnio Hasn&#8217;t Blogged About Him For&#8230;."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;6 months or more and he&#8217;s given up&#8230;really?<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-bqFrzJKq8BQ\/UuWg5uYCB3I\/AAAAAAAAAaM\/Qt-eI7IJSWU\/s1600\/monkey+asks+about+trackers.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-bqFrzJKq8BQ\/UuWg5uYCB3I\/AAAAAAAAAaM\/Qt-eI7IJSWU\/s1600\/monkey+asks+about+trackers.png\" height=\"225\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Anyone wanna buy this fuckwit a calender?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230;6 months or more and he&#8217;s given up&#8230;really? Anyone wanna buy this fuckwit a calender?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-249","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=249"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/249\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=249"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=249"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=249"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}