{"id":2535,"date":"2014-08-20T14:58:19","date_gmt":"2014-08-20T13:58:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2535"},"modified":"2016-09-27T22:16:46","modified_gmt":"2016-09-27T21:16:46","slug":"qa-time-tech-mod-friend","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/08\/qa-time-tech-mod-friend\/","title":{"rendered":"Q&#038;A Time For Our Tech Mod Friend."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching last night&#8217;s staff cast over on Just-Cast, where you had Hampshire Radio, Dixie, Billy (Grimreaper) and our favourite Tech Mod of all time, NorthernMonkey. Within seconds, i couldn&#8217;t help but notice how nervous and twitchy Dicky was again, constantly touching his glasses, or his chin, or staring into his webcam, like a confused tit.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, lets take a closer look at the online staff meeting, then we will put our questions out there for the legend that is&#8230;Dicky!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/vid.me\/e\/X3Go?stats=1\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Time for some questions for the hipster Dickster:<\/p>\n<p>1) Why are you sat in complete darkness?<\/p>\n<p>2) Have you found out what audio &#8216;codacs&#8217; Xsplit uses yet?<\/p>\n<p>3) Are you blood related to Ali G?<\/p>\n<p>4) What age did the nervous tic&#8217;s start at?<\/p>\n<p>5) Do you think it&#8217;s likely that you will ever have a real girlfriend, not some big dumb oaf who you talk to over the internet?<\/p>\n<p>6) If you do, do you envisage her being less than 450 pounds, and able to speak more than 5 words without needing an oxygen mask?<\/p>\n<p>7) Do you find CKA Ryan&#8217;s constant thought&#8217;s about sex with animals, dogs in particular, as disturbing as everyone else?<\/p>\n<p>8) How many years do you plan on being 26 for?<\/p>\n<p>9) Do you think the UK Invasion will ever come back, to entertain us guy&#8217;s here?<\/p>\n<p>10) Last but not least, that night you went to bed, all happy, then woke to find all 31 of your video&#8217;s had been deleted from YouTube, was you mad?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was watching last night&#8217;s staff cast over on Just-Cast, where you had Hampshire Radio, Dixie, Billy (Grimreaper) and our favourite Tech Mod of all time, NorthernMonkey. Within seconds, i couldn&#8217;t help but notice how nervous and twitchy Dicky was again, constantly touching his glasses, or his chin, or staring into his webcam, like a&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,55,10,1757,704,1763,274,56],"class_list":["post-2535","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cka_ryan","tag-dover","tag-justcast","tag-northernmonkey","tag-qa","tag-richard-swann","tag-rotherham","tag-ryan-carr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2535"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2535\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2535"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2535"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2535"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}