{"id":2583,"date":"2014-08-25T11:09:35","date_gmt":"2014-08-25T10:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2014-10-05T20:24:34","modified_gmt":"2014-10-05T19:24:34","slug":"cka-ryan-still-ugly-boy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/08\/cka-ryan-still-ugly-boy\/","title":{"rendered":"CKA Ryan: Still An Ugly Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No matter which angle this dude takes a picture of himself from, the results are always the same. Except if you&#8217;re another sexually frustrated bloke, fed up of having a wife but getting no nookie \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/new-ryan-carr-pic.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3204\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/new-ryan-carr-pic-620x354.png\" alt=\"new ryan carr pic\" width=\"620\" height=\"354\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Poor John, i wonder if she&#8217;s packed his bags yet? You could always move down South and live with Ryan, i&#8217;m sure the landlord wouldn&#8217;t mind\u00a0<em>another<\/em> tenant in the house.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No matter which angle this dude takes a picture of himself from, the results are always the same. Except if you&#8217;re another sexually frustrated bloke, fed up of having a wife but getting no nookie \ud83d\ude42 Poor John, i wonder if she&#8217;s packed his bags yet? You could always move down South and live with&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2584,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[28,55,1755,719,25,81,56],"class_list":["post-2583","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cka_ryan","tag-dover","tag-freestyleradio1","tag-homosexual","tag-john-crosby","tag-losers","tag-ryan-carr"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2583"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2583\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2584"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2583"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2583"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2583"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}