{"id":2623,"date":"2014-08-31T19:55:17","date_gmt":"2014-08-31T18:55:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2623"},"modified":"2014-09-19T16:07:41","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T15:07:41","slug":"life-ryan-2013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/08\/life-ryan-2013\/","title":{"rendered":"The Life Of Ryan: 2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>After looking through some old screenshots, i came across a load from last year, all featuring the resident thicko CKA_Ryan. We&#8217;ll start off when we was all friends, and the disturbed one used to look forward to our casts, like a child waiting for Christmas morning.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-listening-to-freestyleradio.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2866\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-listening-to-freestyleradio-620x556.png\" alt=\"ryan listening to freestyleradio\" width=\"620\" height=\"556\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">In fact, i think his love for Freestyleradio1 was beginning to become quite a scary fantasy<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-listening-to-shez.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2868\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-listening-to-shez-620x521.png\" alt=\"ryan listening to shez\" width=\"620\" height=\"521\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-brings-john-breakfast-.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2869\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-brings-john-breakfast--620x553.png\" alt=\"ryan brings john breakfast\" width=\"620\" height=\"553\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-asks-john-where-his-dinner-is.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2870\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-asks-john-where-his-dinner-is-620x583.png\" alt=\"ryan asks john where his dinner is\" width=\"620\" height=\"583\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-feeding-john.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2871\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-feeding-john-620x567.png\" alt=\"ryan feeding john\" width=\"620\" height=\"567\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Hmmm, we&#8217;ll leave those for now. Next we&#8217;ll see the empty head during his deep depression from last year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-depressed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2872\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-depressed.png\" alt=\"ryan looking depressed\" width=\"206\" height=\"206\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-depressed-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2873\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-depressed-2.png\" alt=\"ryan looking depressed 2\" width=\"203\" height=\"206\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Aaww, he must of knew what was coming lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Next, 2013 was the year that he realised nobody likes NorthernMonkey<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-thinks-rich-is-getting-trolled.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2874\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-thinks-rich-is-getting-trolled-620x509.png\" alt=\"ryan thinks rich is getting trolled\" width=\"620\" height=\"509\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Also remember the time Jaq went in a sulk after she found them slagging her off?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-wants-jaq-to-come-back-to-vaughn.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2875\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-wants-jaq-to-come-back-to-vaughn-620x523.png\" alt=\"ryan wants jaq to come back to vaughn\" width=\"620\" height=\"523\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Finally, lets remember all the retarded looks he had from that year.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-ban-fracking.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2876\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-ban-fracking.png\" alt=\"ryan - ban fracking\" width=\"415\" height=\"413\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-a-dick.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2877\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-looking-a-dick-620x509.png\" alt=\"ryan looking a dick\" width=\"620\" height=\"509\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-big-hat.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2878\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-big-hat.png\" alt=\"ryan with big hat\" width=\"534\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-big-hat.png 534w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-big-hat-420x298.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 534px) 100vw, 534px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-his-books.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2879\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-his-books.png\" alt=\"ryan with his books\" width=\"515\" height=\"392\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-his-books.png 515w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-with-his-books-420x320.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 515px) 100vw, 515px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-nad-his-scruffy-house.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2880\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-nad-his-scruffy-house-620x608.png\" alt=\"ryan nad his scruffy house\" width=\"620\" height=\"608\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-banner.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-2881\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/ryan-banner-620x425.png\" alt=\"ryan banner\" width=\"620\" height=\"425\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">I think this my all time favourite. Man, take a look at this next picture, and honestly tell me you didn&#8217;t think\u00a0<strong>WTF<\/strong>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ryan-with-a-turban.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2882\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ryan-with-a-turban.jpg\" alt=\"Ryan with a turban\" width=\"452\" height=\"376\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ryan-with-a-turban.jpg 452w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Ryan-with-a-turban-420x349.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 452px) 100vw, 452px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After looking through some old screenshots, i came across a load from last year, all featuring the resident thicko CKA_Ryan. We&#8217;ll start off when we was all friends, and the disturbed one used to look forward to our casts, like a child waiting for Christmas morning. In fact, i think his love for Freestyleradio1 was&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2624,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[738,28,55,51,56,57],"class_list":["post-2623","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-738","tag-cka_ryan","tag-dover","tag-retard","tag-ryan-carr","tag-thicko"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2623"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2623\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2624"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2623"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2623"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2623"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}