{"id":268,"date":"2014-01-20T20:41:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-20T20:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/northernmonkey-can-blog-wont-blog\/"},"modified":"2014-01-20T20:41:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-20T20:41:00","slug":"northernmonkey-can-blog-wont-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/northernmonkey-can-blog-wont-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey Can Blog, Won&#8217;t Blog&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you have seen Richards Blog, congratulation&#8217;s, it&#8217;s closed most of the time \ud83d\ude42 but anyway, the resident <b>Dick<\/b>&nbsp;unconvincingly tries to claim he never reads this blog (no laughing now) and his niece can write better, not sure if he means better than me or him:<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-sDpUkHdooKA\/Ut2Iv_742VI\/AAAAAAAAAPc\/5NgViIrFKZQ\/s1600\/rich+on+about+the+blog.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-sDpUkHdooKA\/Ut2Iv_742VI\/AAAAAAAAAPc\/5NgViIrFKZQ\/s1600\/rich+on+about+the+blog.jpg\" height=\"320\" width=\"189\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>So once you can work out what the hell this guy&#8217;s trying to tell you and you get over Ryan&#8217;s weird animal fetish, all you need then is for the Dickster to actually open it and Bob&#8217;s your uncle.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-u-3aVXrNsd0\/Ut2Jhcd1pAI\/AAAAAAAAAPk\/u4SFFvE1iqE\/s1600\/trolls-in-history-meme-karl-marx.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-u-3aVXrNsd0\/Ut2Jhcd1pAI\/AAAAAAAAAPk\/u4SFFvE1iqE\/s1600\/trolls-in-history-meme-karl-marx.png\" height=\"254\" width=\"320\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you have seen Richards Blog, congratulation&#8217;s, it&#8217;s closed most of the time \ud83d\ude42 but anyway, the resident Dick&nbsp;unconvincingly tries to claim he never reads this blog (no laughing now) and his niece can write better, not sure if he means better than me or him: So once you can work out what the hell&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-268","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=268"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/268\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=268"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=268"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=268"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}