{"id":270,"date":"2014-01-19T15:40:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-19T15:40:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/stop-its-ban-hammer-time\/"},"modified":"2014-01-19T15:40:00","modified_gmt":"2014-01-19T15:40:00","slug":"stop-its-ban-hammer-time_19","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/stop-its-ban-hammer-time_19\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop! It&#8217;s Ban Hammer Time&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, no Mc Hammer i&#8217;m afraid, just another episode of the collective group of demented and paranoid losers that are known as UK Invasion.<\/p>\n<p>Tom&#8217;s excuse was &#8216;1 in a 1000 new accounts are real&#8217; &#8230;but he&#8217;s not paranoid like.<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Uq5FZhdP50k\/Utvvwhx844I\/AAAAAAAAAOE\/WI4t8Fc3TqU\/s1600\/Paranoia+pt+2.png\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/-Uq5FZhdP50k\/Utvvwhx844I\/AAAAAAAAAOE\/WI4t8Fc3TqU\/s1600\/Paranoia+pt+2.png\" height=\"320\" width=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Tut tut..bad lad like.<\/p>\n<p>Then just to add more typical UK Invasion digital diarrhea to the cause, along comes the bespectacled ladies choice and claims that the chatters are <b>dropping like files<\/b>&nbsp;\ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-H6gOWpbyvLE\/Utvxbkv1tHI\/AAAAAAAAAOQ\/T3waBud0B4Q\/s1600\/TROLL+WITH+HAT+ON.jpg\" imageanchor=\"1\" style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\"><img decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/-H6gOWpbyvLE\/Utvxbkv1tHI\/AAAAAAAAAOQ\/T3waBud0B4Q\/s1600\/TROLL+WITH+HAT+ON.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nope, no Mc Hammer i&#8217;m afraid, just another episode of the collective group of demented and paranoid losers that are known as UK Invasion. Tom&#8217;s excuse was &#8216;1 in a 1000 new accounts are real&#8217; &#8230;but he&#8217;s not paranoid like. Tut tut..bad lad like. Then just to add more typical UK Invasion digital diarrhea to&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}