{"id":2726,"date":"2014-09-08T17:27:21","date_gmt":"2014-09-08T16:27:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2726"},"modified":"2016-09-28T23:13:39","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T22:13:39","slug":"muppets-back-better-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/09\/muppets-back-better-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"The Muppets Are Back Better Than Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, how i have missed these lot lol. They are back, not casting, but back with their Google+ page and nothings changed, apart from becoming more and more retarded. Everything else is still the same, same paranoia, ie removing any posts that don&#8217;t praise them, posting incorrect info all the time and still claiming they know &#8216;my every move&#8217; lol.<\/p>\n<p>Ok, lets start with their spelling. It&#8217;s so easy to tell when Shehzad is mad, his writing and spelling turns in to something you would expect from a 5 year old.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-no-spelling-mistakes-here.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2913 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-no-spelling-mistakes-here.png\" alt=\"muppets- no spelling mistakes here\" width=\"429\" height=\"232\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-no-spelling-mistakes-here.png 429w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-no-spelling-mistakes-here-420x227.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Ok, let&#8217;s take a look eh<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-cant-spell-soultrain.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2729 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-cant-spell-soultrain.png\" alt=\"shez cant spell soultrain\" width=\"517\" height=\"379\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-cant-spell-soultrain.png 517w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-cant-spell-soultrain-420x308.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 517px) 100vw, 517px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Doh!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But it gets even worse than that \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/i-dont-need.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2914 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/i-dont-need.png\" alt=\"i dont need\" width=\"426\" height=\"260\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/i-dont-need.png 426w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/i-dont-need-420x256.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 426px) 100vw, 426px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Please tell me Big Poppa isn&#8217;t English, and not who i think it is. That&#8217;s retarded, even for the Muppets.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Remember when they used to cast, anything posted in the chat that wasn&#8217;t 100% complimentary got deleted and the person got banned? Nothings changed lol<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/its-shahzad-not-shez.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2915 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/its-shahzad-not-shez.png\" alt=\"its shahzad not shez\" width=\"424\" height=\"428\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/its-shahzad-not-shez.png 424w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/its-shahzad-not-shez-420x424.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 424px) 100vw, 424px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Swiftly gets deleted lol, along with these \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/making-the-muppets-mad.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2916 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/making-the-muppets-mad.png\" alt=\"making the muppets mad\" width=\"455\" height=\"538\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/making-the-muppets-mad.png 455w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/making-the-muppets-mad-420x497.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 455px) 100vw, 455px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-deleting-posts.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2917 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-deleting-posts.png\" alt=\"muppets deleting posts\" width=\"436\" height=\"445\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-deleting-posts.png 436w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-deleting-posts-420x429.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 436px) 100vw, 436px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don&#8217;t forget they live in a fantasy world, where nothing makes sense, only in their little bubble. This below is a perfect example.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2918 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-1.png\" alt=\"muppets dox 1\" width=\"429\" height=\"687\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-1.png 429w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-1-420x673.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 429px) 100vw, 429px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-2.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2919 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-2.png\" alt=\"muppets dox 2\" width=\"439\" height=\"602\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-2.png 439w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-dox-2-420x576.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 439px) 100vw, 439px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">The ironic thing about this &#8216;exclusive&#8217; they claim to have, is the only person out of the whole lot that works is Tom. John sponges off his wife, Dicky can&#8217;t even get a bar job downstairs, Shahz is still on Disability for depression and Ryan is also on Disability. \u00a0Ask them what they do for work, they will either ban you or change subject lol.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Another &#8216;fact&#8217; they claim to know about me, is that i&#8217;m divorced, apparently<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-get-the-divorced-wrong.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2920 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-get-the-divorced-wrong.png\" alt=\"muppets get the divorced wrong\" width=\"431\" height=\"565\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-get-the-divorced-wrong.png 431w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/muppets-get-the-divorced-wrong-420x551.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 431px) 100vw, 431px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Now unless things have changed recently, i could of sworn you had to know if you are divorced? Yet another cock up lol. Whoever this &#8216;friend&#8217; of mine they reckon is giving them info on my every move is trolling the shit out these dudes \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-fishing.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2921 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-fishing.png\" alt=\"shez fishing\" width=\"438\" height=\"654\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-fishing.png 438w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/shez-fishing-420x627.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 438px) 100vw, 438px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Welcome back girls, please stay around, getting this many illiterate retards in one channel doesn&#8217;t come around very often \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Tally Ho!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Boy, how i have missed these lot lol. They are back, not casting, but back with their Google+ page and nothings changed, apart from becoming more and more retarded. Everything else is still the same, same paranoia, ie removing any posts that don&#8217;t praise them, posting incorrect info all the time and still claiming they&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2728,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[25,744,774,1763,56,762,773,1751],"class_list":["post-2726","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-john-crosby","tag-muppets","tag-retards-raffle","tag-richard-swann","tag-ryan-carr","tag-shahzad-ahmed","tag-thomas-barnes","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2726"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2726\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2728"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2726"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2726"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2726"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}