{"id":2753,"date":"2014-09-10T18:10:13","date_gmt":"2014-09-10T17:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2753"},"modified":"2016-09-28T23:17:25","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T22:17:25","slug":"northernmonkey-girl-even-photoshopped","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/09\/northernmonkey-girl-even-photoshopped\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey And A Girl: Not Even Photoshopped"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here is something you all thought you would never see, Dicky with a woman, and not that humongous beast Krissy. We have protected her identity to save her the embarrassment of being pictured with a Dick.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/dicky-and-sarah-enlarged.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2937 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/dicky-and-sarah-enlarged.png\" alt=\"dicky and sarah enlarged\" width=\"300\" height=\"303\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Don&#8217;t worry, the world hasn&#8217;t gone mad, she&#8217;s a relative \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here is something you all thought you would never see, Dicky with a woman, and not that humongous beast Krissy. We have protected her identity to save her the embarrassment of being pictured with a Dick. Don&#8217;t worry, the world hasn&#8217;t gone mad, she&#8217;s a relative \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2754,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[779,1768,1757,51,1763,274],"class_list":["post-2753","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-anorexia","tag-dicky","tag-northernmonkey","tag-retard","tag-richard-swann","tag-rotherham"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2753","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2753"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2753\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2754"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2753"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2753"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2753"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}