{"id":2762,"date":"2014-09-11T10:54:43","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T09:54:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2762"},"modified":"2016-09-28T23:23:10","modified_gmt":"2016-09-28T22:23:10","slug":"bible","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/09\/bible\/","title":{"rendered":"Is That A Bible Down There.."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>..Or are you just pleased to see me?<\/p>\n<p>Everybody knows she&#8217;s totally bonkers, but what i witnessed last night made me laugh my head off. Watch as she decides to read us a verse from her Bible, or should i say, watch where she plucks it from lol<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/LqF4Oc8lAjM\" width=\"750\" height=\"550\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>She actually confirmed later on that she keeps the Bible in her bra 24 hours a day, so she &#8216;is close to the Lord&#8217; Lets just hope she never decides to show us as proof&#8230;good god!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Nursie.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2943 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/Nursie.jpg\" alt=\"Nursie\" width=\"256\" height=\"192\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-2944 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed.png\" alt=\"iamsonschild in bed\" width=\"476\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed.png 476w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed-420x238.png 420w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed-260x146.png 260w, https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/09\/iamsonschild-in-bed-120x67.png 120w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 476px) 100vw, 476px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>..Or are you just pleased to see me? Everybody knows she&#8217;s totally bonkers, but what i witnessed last night made me laugh my head off. Watch as she decides to read us a verse from her Bible, or should i say, watch where she plucks it from lol She actually confirmed later on that she&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2763,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[783,45,784,781,782,370,1751],"class_list":["post-2762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-bible","tag-bonkers","tag-bra","tag-iamsonchild","tag-nursie","tag-nutter","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2762\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2763"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}