{"id":2766,"date":"2014-09-11T11:33:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-11T10:33:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=2766"},"modified":"2014-09-19T20:56:27","modified_gmt":"2014-09-19T19:56:27","slug":"back-pain-cant-write","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/09\/back-pain-cant-write\/","title":{"rendered":"Back Pain = Can’t Write"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the logic of the Internationally known group of retards called the UK Invasion, or the Muppets as we like to acknowledge them as. The hate and the feeling powerless, has destroyed their minds so much, that they can’t see how much they embarrass themselves, even after reading it back.<\/p>\n

\"Dicky<\/a><\/p>\n

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Hahahaha, they mad, real mad.<\/p>\n

They are mad because every single thing they have done to silence us has failed. There are admissions by themselves on here that they used to send in dozens of reports each day to Miss Scruffy in the hope of getting the Soultrain channel closed down = failed.<\/p>\n

Then they tried bombarding Google with complaints when we were hosted on Google’s Blogspot = failed.<\/p>\n

They even went to the Police in the hope of getting us shut down = \u00a0failed.<\/p>\n

But this is the best one yet. Despite already contacting the DWP ( which for those outside the UK means the company that pay your benefits, well, mine, Ryan’s and Dicky’s) and getting no luck, they get this great idea to try again, by reporting me for being at home and being able to use the Internet, despite suffering with back problems.<\/p>\n

Can you just picture it;<\/p>\n

Muppets: ” Hello, is that the fraud hotline”<\/p>\n

DWP: Yes, do you have any info on benefit fraud”<\/p>\n

Muppets: “Yeah, you see there is this guy who is claiming benefits for having a bad back but we’ve caught him out”<\/p>\n

DWP: Great, what was the person doing, working out at the gym? lifting concrete slabs, or running a Marathon”<\/p>\n

Muppets: ” Nah, he stays at home all day, sitting down writing a blog about us and making people laugh at us, and it hurts, please make it stop”<\/p>\n

DWP: ” Are you retarded”<\/p>\n

Muppets: “Please help, please”<\/p>\n

DWP:”What is the link to this blog”<\/p>\n

Muppets:”www.ukmuppets.co.uk”<\/p>\n

DWP: ‘\u00a0looks through the blog while chuckling away down the phone’<\/i><\/p>\n

Muppets:”Don’t laugh..damn you, right that’s it, i’m going to stick a picture of your head on some crappy JibJab video and post it on Google+”<\/p>\n

DWP: hangs up the phone, laughing hysterically at the things posted about the muppets<\/i><\/p>\n

Welcome to the world of the Muppets, Britain’s most gormless bunch of halfwits you’ll ever come across \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n

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