{"id":298,"date":"2014-01-08T14:24:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-08T14:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/the-uk-invasion-dont-care-for-being-number-1\/"},"modified":"2015-10-28T19:17:17","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T19:17:17","slug":"the-uk-invasion-dont-care-for-being","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/the-uk-invasion-dont-care-for-being\/","title":{"rendered":"The UK Invasion Don&#8217;t Care For Being Number 1&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the early day&#8217;s of Vaughn, when Freestyleradio1 and Enemy_within used to pull in 70-80 viewers per cast and the number 1 slot was their own?<\/p>\n<p>Now they have been exposed as utter tw*ts and they struggle to pull anything more than Shez&#8217;s c*ck, they claim that getting to number 1 on the top bar doesn&#8217;t mean anything now and only the numpties take numero uno spot&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Well, they could have a point!<\/p>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-92ZLLIPOgFs\/Us1fR5gZ60I\/AAAAAAAAAEA\/KOlQh6j0nbE\/s1600\/Ryan+hard+coz+he+gets+to+number+1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/-92ZLLIPOgFs\/Us1fR5gZ60I\/AAAAAAAAAEA\/KOlQh6j0nbE\/s1600\/Ryan+hard+coz+he+gets+to+number+1.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"320\" height=\"164\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the early day&#8217;s of Vaughn, when Freestyleradio1 and Enemy_within used to pull in 70-80 viewers per cast and the number 1 slot was their own? Now they have been exposed as utter tw*ts and they struggle to pull anything more than Shez&#8217;s c*ck, they claim that getting to number 1 on the top bar&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1030,474,20],"class_list":["post-298","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-number-one","tag-ryan-car","tag-uk-invasion"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=298"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/298\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=298"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=298"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=298"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}