{"id":302,"date":"2014-01-07T16:50:00","date_gmt":"2014-01-07T16:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ukmuppets.simple-webhosting.eu\/index.php\/the-modern-day-santa\/"},"modified":"2015-10-28T18:51:46","modified_gmt":"2015-10-28T18:51:46","slug":"the-modern-day-santa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/01\/the-modern-day-santa\/","title":{"rendered":"The Modern Day Santa&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the good old day&#8217;s, the day&#8217;s when you went to to see Santa with his big cuddly beard and even bigger sack? NorthernMonkey here is modelling the new age size 6 Santa&#8230;<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both; text-align: center;\"><a style=\"margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-cCJYk3YboMo\/UswwBteS-sI\/AAAAAAAAADE\/DetT9cp0Cr0\/s1600\/Rich+santa.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/-cCJYk3YboMo\/UswwBteS-sI\/AAAAAAAAADE\/DetT9cp0Cr0\/s1600\/Rich+santa.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"296\" height=\"320\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>This dude&#8217;s so thin, the beard is falling off his face lol.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-full wp-image-4471 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/John-eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized.gif\" alt=\"John eyes_99-165_2nd_optimized\" width=\"240\" height=\"220\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember the good old day&#8217;s, the day&#8217;s when you went to to see Santa with his big cuddly beard and even bigger sack? NorthernMonkey here is modelling the new age size 6 Santa&#8230; This dude&#8217;s so thin, the beard is falling off his face lol.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1757,1763,473,1447],"class_list":["post-302","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-northernmonkey","tag-richard-swann","tag-santa","tag-skinny"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=302"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/302\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=302"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=302"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=302"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}