{"id":3285,"date":"2014-10-17T14:55:28","date_gmt":"2014-10-17T13:55:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=3285"},"modified":"2016-09-29T12:13:22","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T11:13:22","slug":"northernmonkey-discovers-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/10\/northernmonkey-discovers-sex\/","title":{"rendered":"NorthernMonkey Discovers Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Rotherham&#8217;s only Virgin, Richard, aka Northernmonkey, finally got to see what\u00a0<em>real<\/em> sex looks like, over at Justcast. After months of having to stomach the 550 pound Krissy, trying to find a webcam with widescreen big enough to show her naked torso, Dicky hit the jackpot in somebody&#8217;s cast, when the porn spammer struck again.<\/p>\n<p>Just look at his face, he&#8217;s fascinated by the sight of normal people shagging hehe:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dicky-watching-porn-on-justcast.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3286 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Dicky-watching-porn-on-justcast-620x335.png\" alt=\"Dicky watching porn on justcast\" width=\"620\" height=\"335\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">No wonder he&#8217;s got those pub blinds closed \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Credit To The Person who sent this in, muchas gracias<\/strong>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Anon-spot-the-loser.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3287 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Anon-spot-the-loser-620x199.png\" alt=\"Anon: spot the loser\" width=\"620\" height=\"199\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rotherham&#8217;s only Virgin, Richard, aka Northernmonkey, finally got to see what\u00a0real sex looks like, over at Justcast. After months of having to stomach the 550 pound Krissy, trying to find a webcam with widescreen big enough to show her naked torso, Dicky hit the jackpot in somebody&#8217;s cast, when the porn spammer struck again. Just&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3286,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[897,10,1757,820,806,1763,274,371],"class_list":["post-3285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-cam-sex","tag-justcast","tag-northernmonkey","tag-porn","tag-richard-swan","tag-richard-swann","tag-rotherham","tag-virgin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3285"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3285\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3286"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}