{"id":3570,"date":"2014-11-14T21:47:50","date_gmt":"2014-11-14T21:47:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=3570"},"modified":"2016-09-29T20:07:38","modified_gmt":"2016-09-29T19:07:38","slug":"dont-wish-teacher-like-michellestacy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/11\/dont-wish-teacher-like-michellestacy\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t You Wish You Had A Teacher Like MichelleStacy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no secret that the witch of all witches, MichelleStacy, home teaches her disabled son. But, honestly, what chance does the poor lad have when your mother huffs and puffs about having to spend an hour a day educating her own child.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-3.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3571 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-3-620x250.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 3\" width=\"620\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">But not only that, imagine if your teacher, was as illiterate as Stacy.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-4.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3572 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-4-620x160.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 4\" width=\"620\" height=\"160\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-9.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3573\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-9-620x216.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 9\" width=\"620\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-10.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3574 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-10-620x216.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 10\" width=\"620\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">She can&#8217;t spell for shit! I can&#8217;t remember her typing more than two sentences without easy spelling errors.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-11.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3575 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-11-620x216.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 11\" width=\"620\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-12.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-3576 aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/11\/Michellestacy-stoops-to-new-low-12-620x216.png\" alt=\"Michellestacy stoops to new low 12\" width=\"620\" height=\"216\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh yeah, forgot to mention why her daughter only visits maybe once a year. Maybe she can tell you all about that \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s no secret that the witch of all witches, MichelleStacy, home teaches her disabled son. But, honestly, what chance does the poor lad have when your mother huffs and puffs about having to spend an hour a day educating her own child. But not only that, imagine if your teacher, was as illiterate as Stacy.&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3571,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[922,1005,1004,1006,1761,869],"class_list":["post-3570","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-compulsive-liar","tag-home-schooling","tag-illiterate","tag-lazy","tag-michellestacy","tag-witch"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3570"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3570\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3570"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3570"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3570"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}