{"id":3783,"date":"2014-12-09T18:56:22","date_gmt":"2014-12-09T18:56:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/?p=3783"},"modified":"2014-12-09T18:56:22","modified_gmt":"2014-12-09T18:56:22","slug":"pwns-away-mice-will-play","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/2014\/12\/pwns-away-mice-will-play\/","title":{"rendered":"When The Pwns&#8217; Away, The Mice Will Play"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The ongoing war between RealmanPwns and the army of hungry mice took a new twist the other day. Realising that attempting to get food while RM&#8217;s in the room usually ends with their necks snapped, the rodents decided to try a new tactic.<\/p>\n<p>Wait and wait until Realman needs the toilet, then simply take as much food as you can, knowing you will live to fight another lavatory visit, smart eh!<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Mouse-steals-RMs-food-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3784\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Mouse-steals-RMs-food-1-620x433.jpg\" alt=\"Mouse steals RM's food 1\" width=\"620\" height=\"433\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Mouse-steals-RMs-food-2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-3785\" src=\"http:\/\/93.158.203.142\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Mouse-steals-RMs-food-2-620x410.jpg\" alt=\"Mouse steals RM's food 2\" width=\"620\" height=\"410\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Mice 1-0 RealmanPwns<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The ongoing war between RealmanPwns and the army of hungry mice took a new twist the other day. Realising that attempting to get food while RM&#8217;s in the room usually ends with their necks snapped, the rodents decided to try a new tactic. Wait and wait until Realman needs the toilet, then simply take as&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":3784,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_exactmetrics_skip_tracking":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_active":false,"_exactmetrics_sitenote_note":"","_exactmetrics_sitenote_category":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[1089,1088,1758,1090,1751],"class_list":["post-3783","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-food-wars","tag-mice","tag-realmanpwns","tag-smash-and-grab","tag-vaughnlive"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3783"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3783\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3784"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3783"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3783"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ukmuppets.co.uk\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3783"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}